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Poseidon: You remind me of a man.

Amphitrite: What man?

Poseidon: The man with the power.

Amphitrite: What power?

Poseidon: The power of HooDoo.

Amphitrite: HooDoo?

Poseidon: You do.

Amphitrite: Do what?

Poseidon: Remind me of a man.

Amphitrite: What man?

Poseidon: The man with the p-

Demeter: ENOUGH.

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[texting] Amphitrite: i'm in my chariot just thinking. Poseidon: about? Amphitrite: you. Poseidon: awwww <3 Amphitrite: nothing good tho.

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Amphitrite * accidently eats something too spicy so her eyes start to water*

Poseidon: Love, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best.

Amphitrite: I'm not crying.

Poseidon *hugging and squshing her*: Psh baby, it's ok. Poseidon is here and loves you with his whole heart.

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[texting] Amphitrite: i'm in my chariot just thinking. Poseidon: about? Amphitrite: you. Poseidon: awwww <3 Amphitrite: nothing good tho.

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