Cosmic hugs for Alex Manes 🌌

who did this

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

Okay, but do y’all remember when Magnus said “Pretty Boy” and for a few seconds it was just like-

These two… 😍🥰

Liz is gonna make this happen for Alex & Michael down the line, huh? 👀

If you search for the word Sunshine in the dictionary, you’ll see this:

Well now all of them are gonna be right answers

absolutely disgusting that i have to create the the things i want to create

I’ve never understood the appeal of getting slapped across the face while bottoming. If I prepped, maybe didn’t eat for hours, shaved, got all nice and ready for some ungrateful top, probably sucked him off etc., and then in return he entered my sacred temple and decided he’d fuckin slap me? I’d squeeze his dick off with my sphincter muscles.

It’s cause my dad didn’t love me

gif request meme: #17. ask for whatever you want: use the the frank ocean lyric “my guy pretty like a girl, and he got fight stories to tell” + malec 

 ↳ requested by: @riseagainphoenix

trans women who can not have bottom surgery due to complications are still women. trans women who can not afford or attain bottom surgery are still women. trans women who don’t want bottom surgery are still women.

reblog this to make a terf angry

More importantly: reblog it to make a trans woman feel better

not to sound preachy but i’ve never seen anybody rebut “make a terf angry” with “make a trans woman feel better” and… that’s kind of tumblr’s attitude towards trans women summed up as concise as possible. more people should strive to be the second thing because the first is performative and lazy… thank u discourser-of-kruphix…

reblog it to make a trans woman feel better

shadowhunters + the other two

‪bodyguard romance trope: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆‬

‪bodyguard romance trope but it's gay: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★‬

Holds analog stick halfway so my character walks slowly for dramatic effect.

Holds analog stick halfway so my character walks slowly next to the NPC I like

Sam “happy to be in the middle of Dean and Cas” Winchester