Prompt #180
“You know, as much as you like to show me off to your little villainous buddies, I don’t feel persuaded enough that you don’t want them all to think you picked me off the streets. I mean, come on. I haven’t seen a hairbrush in days- I’m starting to get dreadlocks. Is that what you want? You want your trophy to have dreadlocks? I mean, I think they’re great on some people, but I’m not crazy about the idea of them on my own head, and I’m not sure that’s what you want either. Ow! It is not nice to throw objects at people!”
“Just shut up, and brush your hair.”
“You know what, I don’t even want to brush it anymore, not if you’re going to be rude about it...butthead.”
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