Prompt #185
"They put butter on the doorknob," Hero said aloud, failing to twist the door open as their hands became coated in America's gravy. "Fucking butter. It's supposed to be vaseline!"
#prompt#writing prompt#may or may not be inspired by the fact that my boyfriend and I tried coffee with butter the other day...#I can explain.#My pappaw has been trying to consume less sugar but he has to have his morning coffee#-not to mention he hates straight black coffee-#so instead of using sugar or cream#he uses butter. I was telling Tyler this and I convinced him to try it.#This was after we watched a video about potato candy.#anyways um tags#silly prompt#funny prompt#heroes and villains#hero and villain prompt#hero#villain#cursing tw#cussing tw