Prompt #167
“If you bleed on my floor,” Villain seethed, “I will use your very own body to sweep it up.”
Hero groaned as one of Villain’s lackeys ripped open another spot in their arm. “Would be”- they panted- “counterproductive.” Huff. “Don’t’cha think?”
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