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teen wolf season 1: haha we so got this.
teen wolf season 2: ok issues with colton. let's just send jackson to london. no questions asked.
teen wolf season 3A: erica? cora? boyd? we can just write them out and give their storylines to other conveniently added characters.
teen wolf season 3B: okay crystal doesn't wanna be here anymore. we're respecting that. we're just gonna have to kill allison off.
teen wolf season 4: idk man just cram in some new characters so they don't notice we're drowning here
teen wolf season 5: alright hoechlin has better opportunities ahead of him and wants to leave. we got that. we're just gonna send him off and uh- we'll just- let's just have derek get lost in the bad part of beacon hills and drive around aimlessly for a couple months.
teen wolf season 6: so i didn't think blink-182 would come out of nowhere and actually offer posey a gig in their band. but uh- that happened. so... we're just gonna... put scott in a coma??? a forever coma??
teen wolf season 7: haha ok so apparently dylan o'brien hasn't shown up to work in like 4 months. so we're just gonna send stiles to an all year summer camp and replace him with white boy #8. it's ok.
teen wolf season 8: honestly we actually forgot that holland was still on our show?? whoops. idk man. so uh lydia uh- she went to be with jackson. yeah. jackson. wherever they are.
