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Nigerian man is asked about Bobby Shmurda getting arrested.
“I think if you are going to rap about getting drugs and selling the drugs a week ago, when the week is over, if you get locked up, it’s your fault.”
I’m dead.
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I laughed so hard I scared my nephew. OMG!!!! that is such a nigerian (specifically yoruba) answer my God!
I AM SCREAMING
Alec, is this your first time with a man?… Your first time ever?
“Who’s better The Flash or Kid Flash?”
Joe: I can’t answer that
“Why?”
Joe:
Rami Malek out in Beverly Hills
he is suspicious
Why does he look so good
STOP
omfg you will NOT
marvel: zendaya is playing miche-
miche-ary jane watson
Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye
i cant decide what my favorite line of this is
let’s start food wars again bc y'all are NOT abt to play miss cornbread…
please last time it lasted all night and i got dragged for the way i eat chicken wings .
… how do you eat chicken wings…
i don’t eat all the meat off of them…… 😔
i’m speechless i actually dont have the mental capacity to drag you bc im so… stunned and shocked…
GOD PLEASE I REALLY GOT SCALPED FOR IT LAST TIME
the hell you wasting wings for if you wanna eat like a child I can make you some dinosaur chicken nuggets
Me when people on tumblr are fighting
^^^^ read all the comments but don’t say a damn thing
Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders
This? Is? So? Me???????????
Thomas: *inquisitively* I wonder if I have enough money for this. Bank Account: Nope. You barely have enough money to buy food. Thomas: I got it. Bank Account: *distressed* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Thomas: *barely moving lips* I don’t know.. Bank Account: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
This is hilarious and terrifying at the same time
@enaomi I’m crying
