THIS IS THE FUNNIES TAG ????

Jamaican orcas >>>

I hate all of you lmaooooo

I’m so FUCKING done.

Jah kno star unno cyah stop mi

I’m screamjn my head off

what the fuckkkkklghjnklgj

Name a class black mommas have to take before becoming a parent

Identifying BooBoo the Foo 101

You got some McDonalds Money? 101 which is usually followed up with We Got That at the House-ology

Identifying your child’s name: how not to call Tiffany , Sakeena , and Jalondra in the same sentence😂😂😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I Brought You In This World: Physiology 2100 And I’ll Take You Out: Forensics 2130

How Many Bills You Pay In This House? : Economics 201

Do I Have To Go Up To That School? - Behavioural Science 101. So Tell Me The Story One More Time - Logic 200

Don’t touch my fucking air conditioner: Thermodynamics 101

You must think money grow on trees: Economics 101 & Dendrology 201

If I come in there and find it…:Criminal Justice 202

One Fork is too Many: Dish-ology 401

There’s Rice at Home: Philosophy 212

I Know You Heard Me: Speech 300 Who You Think You Talking To: Philosophy 202 Cause You Be On That Phone: Sociology 102 Didn’t 👏 I 👏 Tell 👏 Yo 👏 Ass 👏… : Music 101 Stay Outta Grow Folks: Business 400

Stop crying before I REALLY give you something to cry about :Childhood psychology 101

And of course

Didn’t I tell you to take the chicken out of the freeze Zoology 203

😭😭crying

You Not Going to Play Me Like No Broken Record: Musical Connections in Psychology 3204c

Did I Stutter?: Communications 305

If You Don’t Want What’s In the Fridge You Ain’t Really Hungry Then: Gastronomy 207

“I barely own a north face” 😂😂😂😂

Fam I am in tears right now. Fucking hell.

Crying 😂😂😂😂💀

“Bitch I barely own a Northface”

😂😂 bruh

I’m cryingggg

“Sneakier than a fox in July” I ain’t never heard that before

💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

OMG FUCKING SAVAGE TEDDY SEARS

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Some Ankh Nigga… (via kelechief)

LMAOOOOOO

(via thempress)

I just had to tell a student that her story had too much “superfluous cunnilingus” that needed to be earned, and I feel like I just killed her dream.

Actual argument we just had-

Student: But how are they suppose to know she a ratchet ass bitch with a heart of gold?

Me: I’m sorry, honey, you’ve gotta get creative.

Student: Does fingering count?

Me: Is she playing a piano? Just stay away from her vagina for like 5 pages.

Student: I feel like you don’t want this to be epic.

Me: I feel that I’ve learned from this story, all you do is smoke weed and scissor girls in the back of a TGI Fridays, which explains why you’ve been absent 6 times this semester and your voice is always hoarse.

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?

From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’

Oh my god