Tiktokers who beg people to like their videos because the algorithm "only" gives them 1000 likes would not survive a 0 note tumblr post
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
Fictional men who have the "it's ok to murder but it's never ok to disrespect your wife" energy >>>>
Song Tag
Tagged by @artschoolglasses
Rule: Put a song for every letter in your username (Oh, boy...)
A - Anoana- Heilung
A - Amen - Halestorm
N - Norðrljós- Skáld
Now, I tag... @flibbleynova, @mistress-light, @yocalio, @turquoisetacos, and anyone else who wishes to partake!
I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
“i hope your favorite character dies” is passé. “i hope your favorite fantasy series is adapted by a poorly managed team with writers and actors leaving left and right after a series of questionable decisions”—that’s possible. it happened to witcher girlies.
blocked. and I hope your favorite book becomes popular on tumblr.
I hope an inaccurate adaptation of your favourite book becomes popular on tumblr.
who give a shit *goes back to old fandoms*
when ur so so so so so so sleepy and then u fall asleep...... delicious
It appears to me that Bowser stole the show with the Super Mario Bros trailer and that is absolutely funny to me
in case y’all forgot: I love daenerys targaryen
HBO: Mad Queen Dany hur hur, the signs were all there and you were a dummy for not seeing them sooner sorry sweaty :b
Also HBO: our new show is about the Targs, don’t y’all like them? They’re Princess Daenerys Targaryen™ ancestors, isn’t she super popular and iconic? pls watch our show <3 give us your money <33
Changing (A little)
Hey, folks! My blog here is going to take a shift here. Meaning I'll be posting my virtual photography now that I've gotten involved with the community on Twitter and Discord. I'd like to expand that here. I'll also try to keep my blog a bit more organized, too. I'll still reblog anything else that strikes my fancy. Hope to see you around :)
Unpopular opinion but an adult still living at home with their birth family doesn’t owe you an explanation for why they’re living there.
It could be an illness/disability they have that’s not fully visible. Maybe they want to be around to care for their aging parents. Maybe the rents in their area are so disgustingly, astronomically high that it really doesn’t make sense for them to move out. Maybe they just don’t trust strangers enough to move into shared accommodation. No matter what it is, it’s not your business.
Greek woman: My husband is having a hard time getting it up. Can you help?
Kassandra: Sure, I can hunt some animals for your potions, and if that doesn’t work I can always help you myself ;)
Norse woman: My husband is having a hard time getting it up. Can you help?
Eivor: I can set your house on fire and break your stuff for you. Also please don’t ask me to join your weird sex life :(
who asked for an uncharted movie…. WHO ASKED…. BC IT WASN’T ME