Greek woman: My husband is having a hard time getting it up. Can you help?
Kassandra: Sure, I can hunt some animals for your potions, and if that doesn’t work I can always help you myself ;)
Norse woman: My husband is having a hard time getting it up. Can you help?
Eivor: I can set your house on fire and break your stuff for you. Also please don’t ask me to join your weird sex life :(
kassandra being my favourite idiot for 67 seconds
Assassin's Creed: Odyssey [6/??]
I have mixed feelings for this... 😢😢 just an NPC who's a copy and paste version of Kassandra... 😢
But you’re so fat. I mean big and strong and… you really do only have one eye.
What if Kassandra showed up in Assassin’s Creed Valhalla….
Six Fanarts, Six Styles.
Surprised Spear Girls™ (in motion)
aka. Girls with magical spears were shocked by people’s dumbness
Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey Screens [5/??]
AC: Odyssey Screens [2/??]