mouthporn.net
#steve rogers – @amarvelousplace-atempsideblog on Tumblr
Avatar

Blog In Progress

@amarvelousplace-atempsideblog

a Mess™ old enough to remember y2k || i q just about everything || pfp by the girl in the byakko & header by live blogging my descent into madness ||
Avatar
Avatar
luna-rainbow

There’s plenty of fan imaginings of Bucky being the grumpy cat.

But have we considered Steve as the classic orange cat?

Reckless

No chill

Feisty AF

Completely unhinged

You never know when he’s lost possession of that one brain cell

Doesn’t believe physics applies to him

Gets really aggressive about cuddle time

You take your eyes off him for 5 bloody minutes and he’s gone and joined the army

Still everyone’s favourite little punk

Avatar
Avatar
assiraphales

nah since marvel is trending again I’m going to say it again louder for the people in back — canon steve rogers would never have chosen an “idyllic 1950s white pickett fence life” because the only place that man belonged was a picket LINE. the whole point of his character was that his work was never done. there was always going to be another oppressor, another bully, another person who takes advantage of the underprivileged for him to stand up to. from the moment he gained consciousness he, a chronically ill son of a working class mother living below the poverty line, used his voice and his body to protect & fight for what he believed in. I’m not sure there was ever a time pre-super soldier serum where he didn’t have a black eye. he could put the shield down all he wanted but he could never retire from being steve rogers — someone who never once turned a blind eye, who never once wanted a “reward” for his work, who never once abandoned his friends. this isn’t up for debate. this is almost a century of comic book & film/animated precedent. he may have been a man out of time, but in his words “it’s tempting to want to live in the past. it’s familiar, it’s comfortable. but it’s where fossils come from

Avatar

Bucky : What are you doing?

Y/N, digging through a bag of M&Ms: Sam really likes the yellow ones, so I'm separating them.

Bucky: That's actually kinda sweet, and signs you’re an amazing friend to him!

Y/N: Huh? No, I'm mad at Sam. I'm collecting them so that I can eat the M&Ms in front of him and not give him any.

Bucky :

Bucky : You're a genius. Can I help?

Y/N: Yes, and let’s get more!

Avatar
fluxxdog

some time later...

Steve: Hey Sam. Can I get some M&Ms? You got a giant bowl there.

Sam: Help yourself!

Steve: Thanks. Wait... am I going crazy or are the yellow ones missing?

Sam: Nah, you got it. Bucky and Y/N picked out all the yellow ones.

Steve: Why?

Sam: Because I said I like the yellow ones better.

Steve: But... they all taste the same!

Sam: Yeah, but they do it try annoy me. Meanwhile, they picked out so many yellow M&Ms from so many bags that they have a bunch of M&Ms left over. So, free M&Ms for me.

Steve:

Steve: Which one did you trick into doing this?

Sam: Y/N but Bucky got roped into it.

Avatar
Avatar
buckyscap

is there a fic of bucky meeting johnny storm bc i love the idea of his horrified face after realizing the steve in front of him is not even steve at all the moment johnny opened his mouth to spew the filthiest, vilest insult he's ever heard in his life, which is a lot coming from someone who was in the military 80 years ago and sure, steve does curse sometimes but none of them are even close to what this foul-mouthed kid are saying.

also, can you imagine the heart palpitations he had once johnny turns into fire like he'd have nightmares about it for days because johnny has steve's face and he's on fire and when he meets his steve he's like

bucky: jesus christ, steve, he lit himself on fire!
steve: oh.. i'm sorry buck, that must've been horrible
bucky: no, no, that's like his thing he can turn himself into fire. but yes, that was horrible, god
You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net