At this point, I doubt anything would surprise me. Ten bucks says you're wrong.
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
sam and steve being able to read each other like a book
#these two will be the god damn death of me jesus christ#because everyone talks about how sam can read steve like a book#it’s literally what he does#one part joking and one part expecting Steve to not be as put together as he says#but like it’s never said on screen how long it’s been since sam got back#it’s never said that sam isn’t over it#as far as he knows Sam isn’t hurting anymore#but he sees the picture and he knows yeah that’s riley#and then he looks at sam and just realizes how alike they are in so many ways#that this is a guy who’d get what he’s gone through so damn well and that steve can do the same for him#and this is the point where you can see it starting#two guys who trust each other completely#who can read each other like books#know each other inside and out#it all starts RIGHT HERE#i’m going to cry (via @samuelwilsonwrites)
Chris Evans | Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Steve Rogers has a “tell” - a bashful, modest little tell. This shit is now canon, people. I expect to read about it in your fanfiction now.
There’s plenty of fan imaginings of Bucky being the grumpy cat.
But have we considered Steve as the classic orange cat?
Reckless
No chill
Feisty AF
Completely unhinged
You never know when he’s lost possession of that one brain cell
Doesn’t believe physics applies to him
Gets really aggressive about cuddle time
You take your eyes off him for 5 bloody minutes and he’s gone and joined the army
Still everyone’s favourite little punk
And I’m always honest.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo
Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill & Chris Evans as Steve Rogers Avengers: Age of Ultron
nah since marvel is trending again I’m going to say it again louder for the people in back — canon steve rogers would never have chosen an “idyllic 1950s white pickett fence life” because the only place that man belonged was a picket LINE. the whole point of his character was that his work was never done. there was always going to be another oppressor, another bully, another person who takes advantage of the underprivileged for him to stand up to. from the moment he gained consciousness he, a chronically ill son of a working class mother living below the poverty line, used his voice and his body to protect & fight for what he believed in. I’m not sure there was ever a time pre-super soldier serum where he didn’t have a black eye. he could put the shield down all he wanted but he could never retire from being steve rogers — someone who never once turned a blind eye, who never once wanted a “reward” for his work, who never once abandoned his friends. this isn’t up for debate. this is almost a century of comic book & film/animated precedent. he may have been a man out of time, but in his words “it’s tempting to want to live in the past. it’s familiar, it’s comfortable. but it’s where fossils come from”
personally I choose to believe that the reason steve rogers did these school videos was because peter parker’s principal was jim morita (howling commandos) grandson and steve was fufilling his end of a bet he lost in 1944
I will never have enough of them
Bucky : What are you doing?
Y/N, digging through a bag of M&Ms: Sam really likes the yellow ones, so I'm separating them.
Bucky: That's actually kinda sweet, and signs you’re an amazing friend to him!
Y/N: Huh? No, I'm mad at Sam. I'm collecting them so that I can eat the M&Ms in front of him and not give him any.
Bucky :
Bucky : You're a genius. Can I help?
Y/N: Yes, and let’s get more!
some time later...
Steve: Hey Sam. Can I get some M&Ms? You got a giant bowl there.
Sam: Help yourself!
Steve: Thanks. Wait... am I going crazy or are the yellow ones missing?
Sam: Nah, you got it. Bucky and Y/N picked out all the yellow ones.
Steve: Why?
Sam: Because I said I like the yellow ones better.
Steve: But... they all taste the same!
Sam: Yeah, but they do it try annoy me. Meanwhile, they picked out so many yellow M&Ms from so many bags that they have a bunch of M&Ms left over. So, free M&Ms for me.
Steve:
Steve: Which one did you trick into doing this?
Sam: Y/N but Bucky got roped into it.
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers AVENGERS: ENDGAME
is there a fic of bucky meeting johnny storm bc i love the idea of his horrified face after realizing the steve in front of him is not even steve at all the moment johnny opened his mouth to spew the filthiest, vilest insult he's ever heard in his life, which is a lot coming from someone who was in the military 80 years ago and sure, steve does curse sometimes but none of them are even close to what this foul-mouthed kid are saying.
also, can you imagine the heart palpitations he had once johnny turns into fire like he'd have nightmares about it for days because johnny has steve's face and he's on fire and when he meets his steve he's like
It’s a Nazi-stomping kinda of day
Captain America Annual #1