DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE  2024 | dir. Shawn Levy (Clip)

CHRIS EVANS as JOHNNY STORM/THE HUMAN TORCH DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 2024 | dir. Shawn Levy

Chris Evans as Johnny Storm/Human Torch in Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy

aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

is there a fic of bucky meeting johnny storm bc i love the idea of his horrified face after realizing the steve in front of him is not even steve at all the moment johnny opened his mouth to spew the filthiest, vilest insult he's ever heard in his life, which is a lot coming from someone who was in the military 80 years ago and sure, steve does curse sometimes but none of them are even close to what this foul-mouthed kid are saying.

also, can you imagine the heart palpitations he had once johnny turns into fire like he'd have nightmares about it for days because johnny has steve's face and he's on fire and when he meets his steve he's like

CHRIS EVANS AS HUMAN TORCH / JOHNNY STORM FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER (2007)

CHRIS EVANS as JOHNNY STORM in FANTASTIC FOUR 2

FANTASTIC FOUR (2005) dir. Tim Story

CHRIS EVANS AS JOHNNY STORM/HUMAN TORCH IN ’FANTASTIC FOUR’ (2005)

Fantastic Four (2005) // Captain America:The First Avenger (2011) 🧚*.゜｡:+.゜｡*

Captain Marvel (2019) | Fantastic Four (2005)

Every Johnny Storm Scene → [23 / ?]

hey hey time for ridiculous headcanon theater

tell me fun headcanons about steve rogers’ YouTube cooking program that features other superheroes.

Doom is on one episode and Richards is on the next and Doom is shit talking how “The fool Richards knows not the adequate use of garlic, behold Doom’ mighty garlic press” and it’s like a giant fuckoff thing crushing 4 bulbs in one shot and Doom ends up invited back regularly but not Richards because Richards really does suck tbh.

richards legit thinks a single clove of garlic is enough.

Richards legit thinks black pepper is spicy.

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When Johnny Storm is on he spends most of the time eating ghost peppers and saying “yeah, my sister married the blandest dude in the history of ever.”

johnny teaches cap how to cook an omelette in someone else’s kitchen. cap tries not to be impressed

johnny: and if all else fails, and your hook up doesn’t even have eggs, you can always order bagels and lox from schumacher’s through uber eats.

steve: whoa, whoa, whoa. why would you do that when ratzenberg’s delivers too?

*half an hour of arguing about bagels*