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A Man Named Winter

@amannamedwinter

Sam / Liverpool / 32 / INFP / HeHim
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Had to say good bye to my best boy this morning. Rory, the world’s most handsome, goofiest dog.

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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Recently learned that the alarms on my phone get quieter after they’ve seen my face… so when I button the first one, they all pipe down a bit.

Like.. no? The reason I have sixteen consecutive alarms is that I sleep like a dormant god and I need the chimes like prayers of the faithful to wrest me from my slumber. Not be all “aww gee boss, I mean we tried in the first go, I guess he doesn’t need us now”.

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Tell me I am not being advertised Trump memorabilia on tumblr dot com of all places

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Gold in the notes.

This is funny, but my experience of sleep paralysis is so wildly different- I cannot grasp this notion that seemingly EVERYONE has of a sleep paralysis demon or the hat man???

I just wake up in the middle of the night and realise I can’t move or speak or do anything, and it sends me into a blind panic every time. I often can’t rationalise it in my head because I’m barely awake and it’s stressful, but I’ll often automatically try to shout for help but can’t which just makes it worse…

Normally I just have to try to calm myself down or distract myself enough that I can fall back asleep, and it’s all good by morning…

Where are all your demons coming from? Am I doing something right or something wrong?!

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