Apparently emotions don’t always respond to facts and logic :/
Gotta make room for new mistakes!
If Dr. Frog said it, it must be true! Also tell your friends you’re proud of them, it will make their day. You can even send them Dr. Frog.
In all fairness I didn’t actually buy roller skates. This is merely a hypothesis.
Pro tip, staying up late is a great way to avoid your responsibilities. And feel like trash the next day.