Nyakim Gatwech at the 2018 Emmys

Designer: laviebyck

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

The day the fab five began using the internet was a historical moment

Watching old episodes of Parts Unknown and being struck by little moments like these. What an extraordinary tragedy.

aphrodite is the goddess of femmes and artemis is the goddess of butches send post

Persephone tho

Persephone is the goddess of sexy bisexuals

orapelengmodutle

when my dash loaded the top photo the words “oh, that’s lovely!” came into my mind. i thought it was a painting. it looks like it should be in a museum.

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

go learn to change a tire right now because you don’t want to be caught being gay and only knowing how to change a tire in theory

Fuck that I have AAA for a reason.

Sure, but you don’t always have cell service. Taking 20 minutes to change a tire yourself may be preferable to spending an hour or more waiting for AAA to arrive. 

As someone who takes machines apart and puts them back together for a living let me say that a minute of practical experience beats an hour of education

When Hurricane Maria cut off access to electricity and water on Puerto Rico, some women started to change how they styled their hair.

Hair stylist Laura Om says straightened hair is a cultural norm that has been reinforced on the island for a long time. 

Many of her customers had been getting their hair straightened since they were young girls. When they came to her salon after Hurricane Maria, Om says, they didn’t even know what their natural hair looked like.

After Hurricane Maria, Puerto Rican Women Embrace Their Natural, Curly Hair

Photos by Erika P. Rodriguez for NPR

The Signs and Their Ingredients

Aries: flames directly from hell, shards of diamonds, the energy of a toddler, and a gallon of caffeine

Taurus: clusters of emerald gemstones, the scent of old books, warm chocolate chip cookies, and silk pajamas

Gemini: wind from a tornado, a pinch of salt, a child’s laughter, and a cup of glitter

Cancer: shimmering tears, the moon’s light, the scent of fresh lavender, and water from an ocean storm

Leo: a Hollywood actresses’ tears, the pride of a lion, the morning sun’s rays, and beaming highlighters

Virgo: freshly roasted coffee, the scent of new books, a bouquet of daisies, and the breeze of a fall afternoon

Libra: a cup of rose petals, a bottle of fruity perfume, creamy frosting, and the voice of Marilyn Monroe

Scorpio: deep rooted secrets, the eyes of a psychic, passion *added for flavor*, and a midnight conversation

Sagittarius: a child’s optimism, a folk song riff, a language not yet known, and the wisdom of a philosopher

Capricorn: the bones of a warrior, a gallon of pessimism, a leader’s authority, and Saturn’s tough, layered rings

Aquarius: an alien’s brain, a tablespoon of star dust, holographic beams, and one mystery flavored airhead

Pisces: melatonin, a cup of cotton candy, the heart of a goddess, and the tears of a siren

hey since it’s pride month please donate to ms majors retirement fund if you can! she was a part of the stonewall riots and an incredible trans activist overall, and she deserves a comfortable retirement ❤️

It really matches her intensity

And the dearest love in all the world is waiting somewhere for me…

the “dick vs cock” discourse @littlecuriousprincess started got me thinking about “pussy vs cunt” etc. I personally prefer saying pussy when being casual but I’m more comfortable with cunt when being sexual. Idk what do you guys think?

Pussy!! I don’t like the way cunt sounds and omg yesss another discourse!!!! 😂😂😂

Cunt is harsh, I only use it if the person is okay with it during a rougher scene.

God, pusspuss origins

NOBODY SHOULD BE SAYING PUSSPUSS KILL ME PLZ

I saw poonani when i wanna be classy

Poonani, pussy, she/her

Saying Poonani makes me literally start laughing because I think it sounds funny and cunt is so rough in its word nature… but pussy? That’s iconic. Classic. The perfect mix of cute and nasty. #Meow

Don’t just accept the new Terms of Service

Tumblr’s at it again, thanks to the new European Privacy Laws. There’s probably nobody who will read this, but it pissed me off so much that I decided to make a post about it. (Ignore the weird language mish-mash, depending on your country the language might differ.)

OK, so many of us get this screen when we try to access our dash:

Realise how the ‘OK’ button is a nice, attention-grabbing blue? If you’re like me, you’re not exactly into reading a 100 pages document and tend to just click it.

My tip? DONT. Instead click on ‘Manage Options’ right next to it:

Now you’ll see this page:

Still pretty harmless, right? That ‘Accept’ button is looking really attractive right now. Instead, click on Verwalten (Probably something like ‘Manage Options’ or something in english) and you’ll get to this page:

Now that’s not too bad, right? I just switched all the buttons to ‘off’, because I’m jealously guarding my personal information and don’t want Tumblr to go off and do who knows what with it. Looks like we’re done! But wait: There’s a SHOW option.

When we click on that one, what we will get is this:

A HUGE list with OVER 300 ENTRIES of companies that can use your data by default if you’d just clicked ‘OK’ on that very first page. Coincidence that this list is hidden that much? Me thinks not. They’re all switched on by default, but I am still a petty bitch that doesn’t want to give out her data, so I switched them all off. All 300+ of them. There is no option to switch them all off at once, and even if you disable all the options above, the companies are still switched on.

(If you wonder how i got that number, I copied the list into excel and looked at the cell number. No way am I actually counting all those entries)

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-

@darrenthedragon