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i think it’s both hilarious and sad that a movie that came out 20 years ago from a trilogy that is constantly mocked for being 70% outdated cgi can make better alien designs that a multibillionaire company with super cum high definition 4k cutting edge technology in 2022.

I’m glad other people are noticing, all of Disney’s content from at least the past few years has looked extremely lazy and cheap, with no reasonable justification possible. Are they all just money laundering vehicles now?

#where do you think the homophobic republican donation money came from via lastvalyrian

And the money to lobby the government, and the money to buy up and dissolve all their competitors, and-

If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper.

This is so funny, mostly bc it’s another reason why George Lucas is a dumbass

Every time I learn something else about the original trilogy it reinforces the conclusion that it was 100% a success in SPITE of George Lucas, not because of him

This is brilliant…!

i’M DONE

[captions]

[Jean Ralphio’s lines dubbed over images from Star Wars]: “You just missed the craziest of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked. MOM?! Argument. Police. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause, [singing] technically I’m homeless!“

No matter how many times I see this, it makes me laugh. 

i’ve been workshopping this idea for like three days and i think i finally cracked the code

callout post for my roommates who have decided to start writing lyrics for the hypothetical star wars musical ‘Glup Shitto’ written and dir by lin manuel miranda who also plays the titular glup shitto

(x)

Wearing the clown shoes but insisting it's because he's joining the circus not because he's performing at birthday parties.

Was surprised that Rahul Kohli wasn't openly fangirling about this until I remembered Mark Hamill's involved in the next Mike Flanagan series. So Rahul's probably already gotten to do his fangirling in person.

Anyway love to see this.

Some of my Favorite Snark Wars Subheadings for Obi-Wan and Anakin:

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dance Chaperone Here To Ruin Your Good Time

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Owed Many Thousands of Credits for Babysitting

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Will Totally Kill You or Maybe Have Sex With You

Obi-Wan Kenobi, World’s Handsomest Hostage

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Disappointment Incarnate

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Handing Out Homework Assignments From Beyond the Grave

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Sure Knows A Lot About Bars

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Too Busy To Die

Anakin Skywalker, Basically a Preschooler

Anakin Skywalker, The Hero With No Friends

Anakin Skywalker, Deadbeat Employee

Anakin Skywalker, Dramatic Finger-Pointer

Anakin Skywalker, Increasingly Evil Heartthrob

Anakin Skywalker, Man With No Plan

Anakin Skywalker, On Fire But Not In The Literal Sense This Time

Anakin Skywalker, Real Housewife of the Jedi Order

Anakin Skywalker, Best Star Pilot in Galaxy According To Totally Unbiased Source

this seems insensitive in a way I just CAN’T place

just learned that coke as in coca-cola as in the famous carbonated soda is canon in star wars and frankly I am upset

@jetiisse pointed out that the existence of Coca Cola in Star Wars implies the existence of real, actual, honest-to-god space cocaine, which means that not only does spice (fake space cocaine) exist, but it is in direct competition with coke (real space cocaine)

of all the countless products to make canon for the advertising deals, they had to choose the one that implied the existence of actual cocaine in Star Wars

I feel like everyone need to be aware that there is also diet coke:

and sprite:

and they’re in there cause they serve the drinks at galaxy’s edge so they made them a part of star wars. 

which I think is the funniest thing to happen to star wars canon since they decided darth vader’s lightsaber can change lengths because of special effects inconsistencies in the original movies.

“Disneyland insisting that Star Wars land is canon accidentally made cocaine canon” is perhaps the funniest sentence in existence