hi i should probably do this

call me anything you want, i really don't care, but if you really want a specific name, then use Wolferstan or Mapleshade (copinglink)

i'm the "fat" dyke that some loser is obsessed with <3 (not you, holly. ily)

i'm genderfluid but i don't care what pronouns you use for me. she, it, they, xe, he, pup... you literally cannot offend me call me what you want, like genuinely

audhd + npd and others, you're not getting my full (self) diagnosis. this is the internet. oh and dnfi if you use terms like "narcissistic abuse" or think that narcissists are automatically evil

i'm in a lot of fandoms, so be prepared for a lot of yapping because i can talk a whole lot

i also really love my girlfriend a lot, but i can't tag her in cute stuff because her parents are pos so i just put it in the tags

@electric-loving <- selfship blog

@lunarghoulette <- art blog

basic dni obv. "lesboys" dnf and swifties dni, i block on sight.

an exception to "lesboys" dnf/dni is if i interact first, generally i will try not to for both of our sakes

#introduction #d slur reclaimed

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Let the letters get freaky with each other again you cowards

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@funnier-when-objectum

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day 162

Edgar from Electrics Dreams 1984

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clarkkftw.tumblr.com

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

natalie-as-herself

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

aika-chan01

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

🌸🌸🌸

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

PLEASE REBLOG

tastingmellow

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

cinnamoonscircus

Reblog for suicide awareness💖

fiv2-of-sp3d2s

DONT SCROLL PAST WITHOUT REBLOGGING OR YOUR HANDS ARE MINE

writeranon69

REBLOG THIS, THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONE!

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icechippies

voidbeau asked:

how about some sleep headcannons for the jon and upgrade?

icechippies answered:

Upgrade sleepwalks. It's nothing serious, she'll just go for a little stroll kinda slowly shuffling along and, if left undisturbed, will eventually make her way back to her room and start up again with no memory of having gone walkabout.

The others take this as the perfect opportunity to mess with her.

Some ways she's woken up before: covered in sticky notes, painted orange, with all her clothes and her wig facing backwards. She once woke up in a handstand and she's still really not sure how someone managed to pull that one off without waking her up. She will also wake up in various wacky locations like on the roof or waist deep in the duck pond.

The Jon has a hard time telling the difference between dream and reality (we already know he has a hard time telling the difference between imagination and reality, this is just expounding on that I guess) and he can be really stubborn about it. The others used to try and correct him, "No, Jon, trees can't just get up and walk away," "there's no such thing as a unibeaver, The Jon," "The ants in the kitchen aren't hosting a birthday party so it doesn't matter if you were invited or not."

He could argue for hours trying to convince the others what he saw was real because in his head it was.

Unfortunately nightmares also exist but instead of trying to convince the others it was real he will, almost frantically, try to find evidence to convince himself that it was all just a bad dream

It wasn't a horribly uncommon occurrence for one of the other robots to be prodded awake by The Jon trying to check that they were still intact and functional. Even The Spine had a hard time getting mad at him for that.

He has less nightmares now than he used to but the manor still occasionally gets early morning or late night phone calls from him checking up just to make sure everyone's still ok.

alwayseclecticobject

my brother is so fucking stupid oh my god. why don't you leave the goddamn house for once you incel? this is why nobody likes your retarded ass, kys.

#rant #vent #slur

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trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

ashenmind

vetch-a-sketch

that's clearly platonic, it has massive fistbump energy

"bro don't let go, we're getting out of here together!"

ashenmind

people will literally watch two trains have lesbian sex then go and talk about how much they want to fist their homies (platonically). get real.

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www.youtube.com

sure, a "fist bump"

spaceship-kittygirl

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raddagher

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

They just found out what tariffs are
They just found out what denaturalization is
They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist
Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)
Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)