Weird things happen for no reason and that's okay

i do wanna take a moment for dolce alana tho bc like. i did kinda nail it

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.

I get to be the mantis!

(Frantically hand printing the instruction manual on a purpose built press that changes the words subtly and randomly with each print)

No idea what y’all are talking about this is a perfectly —

(holds the latest press page to the the light)

— mercurial language carnival.

I rolled a 57 that means whoever is on the warehouse spot and also has a November birthday has to take a shot of vanilla extract

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

They grow up so fast. :’)

Happy 6th birthday now! Woo! How wild!

Happy 7th birthday knife wielding tentacle

Surprised the actual Tumblr staff answered!

I get this is a metaphorical commentary on humanity but blue jays really are this arrogant

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1230.

Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x07 || 2x01 || 3x11

hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.

“sorry to add another straight white male to the world 😔” no brother I’m glad you exist. being able to live your life as YOU is something you had to and will continue to fight for and we can’t afford to be apologetic about it. trans existence is always a celebration.

This was the way I felt back when I was transitioning and it sucked. TERF-ass talking points about trans man were rife Everywhere online to me then. I used to joke about it felt like climbing into a burning trash can on purpose.

And you know what. Not only was it miserable, it's fucking bullshit. Being a man is a wonderful and beautiful thing to be. Being a man ain't inherently Evil or Bad. We shouldn't be out here inventing binary essentially 2: It's Reversed Now So It's Good Actually.

Being a mans beautiful. Bein' masc rules. You got folk in this world I promise will gas you up and celebrate you livin', and folks who make you feel cruddy about it aint worth apologizin' to.

In advance of my Chicago trip, I made a Dresden Files Playlist. The playlist is unlisted at the moment, so make sure you save this link if you want to listen to it later.

Even if you're not interested in the Dresden Files, my music taste is amazing, and this is just a banger of a playlist

I'm reading Fool Moon right now and just finished chapter 12 and Murphey just arrested Harry, and like does she know that when you're arresting someone you don't need to beat them up, it's not like he was fighting also she beat him up and then she read his rights, didn't even tell him he was being arrested 'till after she beat him.

And I feel like you're supposed to feel bad for her! Like oh no miscommunication has resulted in her getting the wrong impression and arresting him, but I don't care. Like sure Harry is a wizard and might fight back, but like I said earlier he didn't.

I heard she's one of the best characters in the series, but she didn't show up much last book and I am not getting the best impressions from her in this one. Like she's supposed to be one of the "good cops" but like she's just doing police brutality💀

Daniele Accossato

Naughty angels get put in the CRATE OF SHAME