Lord, can I just reblog a “I can’t believe this actually worked” post that gives me money, just this once
So there’s horse girl and mushroom girl but what about clown woman
My secret vice is browsing fast fashion websites
Anonymous asked:
I hope you're doing ok
Thank you, doing really well! Life is incredible and I couldn’t be happier 💜
Anonymous asked:
You seem so cool. 🫀
Thank you anon, I feel really cool lately 💜
Dating is insufferable and I do not recommend. I have taken up (further taken) plant hoarding, and I do recommend. Now that I have no one to stop me or tell me no, my home is being invaded by green friends and I couldn’t be happier.
Saw hundreds of people shuffling valentines gifts out the door for their partners and spouses, saw some people crying in the aisles secretly.
I’m in the crying in the aisle secret pile.
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Who the hell is Stanley
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My son (🕷️) made boxed Mac n cheese then texted the family group chat:
I told him to add milk:
My son (🕷️) made boxed Mac n cheese then texted the family group chat:
I can’t license my vehicle without my ex being present and the tags are expired I have no vehicle 😂
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
Big Things Are Coming
💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷
✨ Abundance Spell✨
Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏
✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨
Like to charge Reblog to cast
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joseba eskubi paintings that make me feel crazy!!
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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also some sort of a fucked up creature
This morning when my youngest woke up he said “hold me mama” so I held him in my arms and closed my eyes, and he said “your breath is so stinky it could stink up the whole world”
