How i summarize some of Neil Gaiman books and stories to my friend

American Gods : My Father made me an errand boy and i have no idea who the fuck really i am, but it's okay. . . *Sips hot chocolate*

Anansi Boys : i have a dumbass, asshole, cocky and insertwhateveryouthinkcockyheis magical brother, I hate him because he stole my GF but he's still cool AF

Coraline : lesson : do not trust the goddamn small doors

Fragile things (chosen)

How to talk to girls at parties : lesson : NEVER EVER BE A PARTYCRASHER

Forbidden brides of the faceless slaves in the secret house of the night of dread desire : the young man here was actually me when i'm cramming in my plates that has a deadline tomorrow

Monarch of the glen : ASDFGHJKL I CANNOT IMAGINE SHADOW NAKED WITHOUT FANGIRLING AND BLUSHING AND NOSEBLEEDING, AG KILLED ME DUE TO NOSEBLEEDING WHEN THEY STRIPPED DOWN SHADOW AND THIS IS ANOTHER MURDER FOR ME AAAHHHHHHHH *Mom hit me at th head because i was too loud*

The graveyard book : read this while you are in the graveyard and you'll be happy and terrified

Neverwhere : the ending . . . The ending. . . Aahhhhhh (whisper : anyway, Richard was me in a nutshell)

The Ocean at the end of the Lane : the kid here was so dumb because he put everyone in danger because of his actions

Satrdust : lesson : IF YOUR CRUSH ASK YOU FOR AN IMPOSSIBLE THING, NEVER EVER DO IT OR YOU'LL SEE HOW YOU WASTE YOUR FUCKING TIME. JUST MARRY THE FALLING STAR.