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NEIL GAIMAN MALE MC'S ON A DATE

I’m kinda bored and high so i would like to imagine these kind of things

(note : i will not include all of them because Neil Gaiman has a lots of male characters, especially in short stories compilations and long post can piss people Notenote : did not include good omens because of the reason that i need to reread it after years of finishing it so that i could recall he story)

Shadow Moon = your date would be kinda boring because he’s too silent (except if you are a nerd type) but he can escort you until you went home safe, but still the gentlemen type, actually, you’ll feel protected if you are with him. But he would be the kind of guy that you would be terrified when you ask him one thing in your date … Gods. And note, never ever feel awkward because maybe he wear a black overcoat in your date, It’s Shadow so don’t feel awkward, m'dear

Richard Mayhew = expect a call of duty when you date with him, he was a “priority first man” so take it as a warning or a compliment if you want. You’ll expect some calls coming from his phone from his boss during your date and i’m sure it will make you piss off, but don’t be sad, bcause in the end of the day, he would be yours and your date would ended up good.

Fat Charlie Nancy = Charlie was a kind of a man who will make you impress but you’ll see him like he was always lack of confidence in your date (for Example : opening a champagne bottle because he was too afraid if he would open it and the champagne would spit on you). And one thing…never ask him about his dad in your date or you’ll see him upset, and never ever feel akward if you saw his brother under disguised as him, that was a part of his brother’s prank *wink wink*

Spider = your perfect kind of date would be him, he almost look like you were his god, he follow you, he treat you as a lady, he would bring you to an expensive greek restaurant, perfect right? but never ask him about his identity or you’ll expect nonsense answers and never give him “birds” as a gift in your date. And for safety purpose, never ask him why his name was “Spider”, okay?

Vic and Enn = typically womanizers? Nope Vic only, so if you are dating either one of them, be more cautious to Vic and his surroundings, maybe he saw a beautiful girl and he will leave you alone and ended up paying the cost of your date, Enn? Nah he was a gentleman so you really don’t have to worry about him.

Tristran Torn = he is a typically a person who will pay your date no matter how much your date cost. He was so loyal and he doesn’t want someone to plot an anger to him, but do not broke his trust or broke his heart, because if you did it, the date would be ruined and you’ll see him weeping in the corner of the restaurant where you are currently dating.

The Kiddo from The Ocean at the End of the Lane = naughty date, he would be a troublemaker in your date, clumsy, he always accidentally pour the wine to your dress, or drop a meat at your dress or to the waiter, he would be the one who will ended up paying the cost of the plates that he break during your date, but he was still a good date partner actually.

The Writer from The Forbidden Brides of the faceless blahblahblah (long ass title so sorry) = he’s kinda insane and high i think so be careful, but he was easily to impress so you really haveno problem, except if you ask him in a date in the time he was sitting in his desk and writing stories, maybe you see him upset or out of his mood, or worse, pick up a sword and do a swordfight in you so timing is a must, m'dear.

Nobody Owens = dating with him is like dancing a tango but both of you doesn’t know how to dance. Teach him and he’ll teach you, just do it and you and him will have a perfect date. Don’t worry, it’ll look like you and him are first timers but first times are the best, as what they said. So dear. .. You know what to do if he is your date partner

I haven’t recall a lots of stories because 1. Haven’t read it, 2. Cannot recall the story 3. Too lazy to remind myself about it 4. I’m just fucking lazy. So i’ll try to update this headcanon A.S.A.P.

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NEIL GAIMAN MALE MC'S ON A DATE

I'm kinda bored and high so i would like to imagine these kind of things (note : i will not include all of them because Neil Gaiman has a lots of male characters, especially in short stories compilations and long post can piss people Notenote : did not include good omens because of the reason that i need to reread it after years of finishing it so that i could recall he story) Shadow Moon = your date would be kinda boring because he's too silent (except if you are a nerd type) but he can escort you until you went home safe, but still the gentlemen type, actually, you'll feel protected if you are with him. But he would be the kind of guy that you would be terrified when you ask him one thing in your date . . . Gods. And note, never ever feel awkward because maybe he wear a black overcoat in your date, It's Shadow so don't feel awkward, m'dear Richard Mayhew = expect a call of duty when you date with him, he was a "priority first man" so take it as a warning or a compliment if you want. You'll expect some calls coming from his phone from his boss during your date and i'm sure it will make you piss off, but don't be sad, bcause in the end of the day, he would be yours and your date would ended up good. Fat Charlie Nancy = Charlie was a kind of a man who will make you impress but you'll see him like he was always lack of confidence in your date (for Example : opening a champagne bottle because he was too afraid if he would open it and the champagne would spit on you). And one thing. . .never ask him about his dad in your date or you'll see him upset, and never ever feel akward if you saw his brother under disguised as him, that was a part of his brother's prank *wink wink* Spider = your perfect kind of date would be him, he almost look like you were his god, he follow you, he treat you as a lady, he would bring you to an expensive greek restaurant, perfect right? but never ask him about his identity or you'll expect nonsense answers and never give him "birds" as a gift in your date. And for safety purpose, never ask him why his name was "Spider", okay? Vic and Enn = typically womanizers? Nope Vic only, so if you are dating either one of them, be more cautious to Vic and his surroundings, maybe he saw a beautiful girl and he will leave you alone and ended up paying the cost of your date, Enn? Nah he was a gentleman so you really don't have to worry about him. Tristran Torn = he is a typically a person who will pay your date no matter how much your date cost. He was so loyal and he doesn't want someone to plot an anger to him, but do not broke his trust or broke his heart, because if you did it, the date would be ruined and you'll see him weeping in the corner of the restaurant where you are currently dating. The Kiddo from The Ocean at the End of the Lane = naughty date, he would be a troublemaker in your date, clumsy, he always accidentally pour the wine to your dress, or drop a meat at your dress or to the waiter, he would be the one who will ended up paying the cost of the plates that he break during your date, but he was still a good date partner actually. The Writer from The Forbidden Brides of the faceless blahblahblah (long ass title so sorry) = he's kinda insane and high i think so be careful, but he was easily to impress so you really haveno problem, except if you ask him in a date in the time he was sitting in his desk and writing stories, maybe you see him upset or out of his mood, or worse, pick up a sword and do a swordfight in you so timing is a must, m'dear. Nobody Owens = dating with him is like dancing a tango but both of you doesn't know how to dance. Teach him and he'll teach you, just do it and you and him will have a perfect date. Don't worry, it'll look like you and him are first timers but first times are the best, as what they said. So dear. .. You know what to do if he is your date partner I haven't recall a lots of stories because 1. Haven't read it, 2. Cannot recall the story 3. Too lazy to remind myself about it 4. I'm just fucking lazy. So i'll try to update this headcanon A.S.A.P.

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How i summarize some of Neil Gaiman books and stories to my friend

American Gods : My Father made me an errand boy and i have no idea who the fuck really i am, but it's okay. . . *Sips hot chocolate*
Anansi Boys : i have a dumbass, asshole, cocky and insertwhateveryouthinkcockyheis magical brother, I hate him because he stole my GF but he's still cool AF
Coraline : lesson : do not trust the goddamn small doors
Fragile things (chosen)
How to talk to girls at parties : lesson : NEVER EVER BE A PARTYCRASHER
Forbidden brides of the faceless slaves in the secret house of the night of dread desire : the young man here was actually me when i'm cramming in my plates that has a deadline tomorrow
Monarch of the glen : ASDFGHJKL I CANNOT IMAGINE SHADOW NAKED WITHOUT FANGIRLING AND BLUSHING AND NOSEBLEEDING, AG KILLED ME DUE TO NOSEBLEEDING WHEN THEY STRIPPED DOWN SHADOW AND THIS IS ANOTHER MURDER FOR ME AAAHHHHHHHH *Mom hit me at th head because i was too loud*
The graveyard book : read this while you are in the graveyard and you'll be happy and terrified
Neverwhere : the ending . . . The ending. . . Aahhhhhh (whisper : anyway, Richard was me in a nutshell)
The Ocean at the end of the Lane : the kid here was so dumb because he put everyone in danger because of his actions
Satrdust : lesson : IF YOUR CRUSH ASK YOU FOR AN IMPOSSIBLE THING, NEVER EVER DO IT OR YOU'LL SEE HOW YOU WASTE YOUR FUCKING TIME. JUST MARRY THE FALLING STAR.
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Two months ago. . .

Me : *Re reads Neverwhere of Neil Gaiman*
Me : *plays a song before resume reading, puts in shuffle mode*, wears headphone*
Later
Me : *Reach the chapter 16-18*
Cellphone : *Plays Holiday by Green Day*
Me : . . .
Me : . . .
Me : . . .
Me : . . .
Me : *to the phone* Y U DO DIS?
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I was kinda busy a little and at the same time, moving my ass to make this images This is an image formed from some of the books that i read (Still, This is a part of my Neil Gaiman - Stephen King Tribute on Deviant Art) From left to right then first to second level Mr. Mercedes Doctor Sleep Anansi Boys American Gods Neverwhere Stardust #drawing #digitalart #logo #images #white #AMD #tribute #stephenking #NeilGaiman #mrmercedes #doctorsleep #AnansiBoys #americangods #neverwhere #stardust #MyFavewouldbetheoneinAnansiBoysAndNeverwhere #ILoveTheSimplicityAtMrMercedesOne

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I’m a type of reader who always enjoys reading at the same time, listening to music, so my mom always get angry because i cannot hear her command everytime i read because of this

So okay

I was re-reading “Neverwhere” by Neil Gaiman for the nth time, and listening to the music (my player at that time was shuffled and i removed the infinite loop of the music because i’m tired to listen to the same song and pausing myself to read to change the now playing in my cellphone) so when i reach the chapter where everything turned out to be worse for Richard and Door, i mean the scene where one of them was a… . . Turncoat and when the part where they meet the real antagonist, my music player just played the three Elemental Serpent, Crepusculum and Nox Boss battle theme song from the video game “Child of Light”. The soundtrack made the scene much more realistic and breath taking a lot, so i pause myself to switch on the infinite loop and switch off the shuffle so i finished that chapter while listening to the boss battle soundtrack that i said in infinite loop

So if you are curious what is that music or if you want to listen to it, this is the music itself = https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FCvXrftzHZE (some people said the title was Dark Queen but well, this song was not included at the official soundtrack album of the game, and that makes me sad)

So from the day this thing happen, i always set my Child of light soundtrack and listen to it while reading any works of Neil Gaiman (reread stardust and one of COL soundtrack played, it makes the story transformed into reality)

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Wip This is based on the joke at the comic booklet that i receive last komikon 2013, the "Neil Gaiman Floating at Outer Space" (the page where i found that joke was in here = https://instagram.com/p/6Tq2NEzPUC/) So yeah, i draw neil-gaiman in space suit (NASA spacesuit to be specific, LMAOOO) with two of my fave character in his books, Shadow of American Gods and Richard of Neverwhere

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