NEIL GAIMAN MALE MC'S ON A DATE

I’m kinda bored and high so i would like to imagine these kind of things

(note : i will not include all of them because Neil Gaiman has a lots of male characters, especially in short stories compilations and long post can piss people Notenote : did not include good omens because of the reason that i need to reread it after years of finishing it so that i could recall he story)

Shadow Moon = your date would be kinda boring because he’s too silent (except if you are a nerd type) but he can escort you until you went home safe, but still the gentlemen type, actually, you’ll feel protected if you are with him. But he would be the kind of guy that you would be terrified when you ask him one thing in your date … Gods. And note, never ever feel awkward because maybe he wear a black overcoat in your date, It’s Shadow so don’t feel awkward, m'dear

Richard Mayhew = expect a call of duty when you date with him, he was a “priority first man” so take it as a warning or a compliment if you want. You’ll expect some calls coming from his phone from his boss during your date and i’m sure it will make you piss off, but don’t be sad, bcause in the end of the day, he would be yours and your date would ended up good.

Fat Charlie Nancy = Charlie was a kind of a man who will make you impress but you’ll see him like he was always lack of confidence in your date (for Example : opening a champagne bottle because he was too afraid if he would open it and the champagne would spit on you). And one thing…never ask him about his dad in your date or you’ll see him upset, and never ever feel akward if you saw his brother under disguised as him, that was a part of his brother’s prank *wink wink*

Spider = your perfect kind of date would be him, he almost look like you were his god, he follow you, he treat you as a lady, he would bring you to an expensive greek restaurant, perfect right? but never ask him about his identity or you’ll expect nonsense answers and never give him “birds” as a gift in your date. And for safety purpose, never ask him why his name was “Spider”, okay?

Vic and Enn = typically womanizers? Nope Vic only, so if you are dating either one of them, be more cautious to Vic and his surroundings, maybe he saw a beautiful girl and he will leave you alone and ended up paying the cost of your date, Enn? Nah he was a gentleman so you really don’t have to worry about him.

Tristran Torn = he is a typically a person who will pay your date no matter how much your date cost. He was so loyal and he doesn’t want someone to plot an anger to him, but do not broke his trust or broke his heart, because if you did it, the date would be ruined and you’ll see him weeping in the corner of the restaurant where you are currently dating.

The Kiddo from The Ocean at the End of the Lane = naughty date, he would be a troublemaker in your date, clumsy, he always accidentally pour the wine to your dress, or drop a meat at your dress or to the waiter, he would be the one who will ended up paying the cost of the plates that he break during your date, but he was still a good date partner actually.

The Writer from The Forbidden Brides of the faceless blahblahblah (long ass title so sorry) = he’s kinda insane and high i think so be careful, but he was easily to impress so you really haveno problem, except if you ask him in a date in the time he was sitting in his desk and writing stories, maybe you see him upset or out of his mood, or worse, pick up a sword and do a swordfight in you so timing is a must, m'dear.

Nobody Owens = dating with him is like dancing a tango but both of you doesn’t know how to dance. Teach him and he’ll teach you, just do it and you and him will have a perfect date. Don’t worry, it’ll look like you and him are first timers but first times are the best, as what they said. So dear. .. You know what to do if he is your date partner

I haven’t recall a lots of stories because 1. Haven’t read it, 2. Cannot recall the story 3. Too lazy to remind myself about it 4. I’m just fucking lazy. So i’ll try to update this headcanon A.S.A.P.

NEIL GAIMAN MALE MC'S ON A DATE

I'm kinda bored and high so i would like to imagine these kind of things (note : i will not include all of them because Neil Gaiman has a lots of male characters, especially in short stories compilations and long post can piss people Notenote : did not include good omens because of the reason that i need to reread it after years of finishing it so that i could recall he story) Shadow Moon = your date would be kinda boring because he's too silent (except if you are a nerd type) but he can escort you until you went home safe, but still the gentlemen type, actually, you'll feel protected if you are with him. But he would be the kind of guy that you would be terrified when you ask him one thing in your date . . . Gods. And note, never ever feel awkward because maybe he wear a black overcoat in your date, It's Shadow so don't feel awkward, m'dear Richard Mayhew = expect a call of duty when you date with him, he was a "priority first man" so take it as a warning or a compliment if you want. You'll expect some calls coming from his phone from his boss during your date and i'm sure it will make you piss off, but don't be sad, bcause in the end of the day, he would be yours and your date would ended up good. Fat Charlie Nancy = Charlie was a kind of a man who will make you impress but you'll see him like he was always lack of confidence in your date (for Example : opening a champagne bottle because he was too afraid if he would open it and the champagne would spit on you). And one thing. . .never ask him about his dad in your date or you'll see him upset, and never ever feel akward if you saw his brother under disguised as him, that was a part of his brother's prank *wink wink* Spider = your perfect kind of date would be him, he almost look like you were his god, he follow you, he treat you as a lady, he would bring you to an expensive greek restaurant, perfect right? but never ask him about his identity or you'll expect nonsense answers and never give him "birds" as a gift in your date. And for safety purpose, never ask him why his name was "Spider", okay? Vic and Enn = typically womanizers? Nope Vic only, so if you are dating either one of them, be more cautious to Vic and his surroundings, maybe he saw a beautiful girl and he will leave you alone and ended up paying the cost of your date, Enn? Nah he was a gentleman so you really don't have to worry about him. Tristran Torn = he is a typically a person who will pay your date no matter how much your date cost. He was so loyal and he doesn't want someone to plot an anger to him, but do not broke his trust or broke his heart, because if you did it, the date would be ruined and you'll see him weeping in the corner of the restaurant where you are currently dating. The Kiddo from The Ocean at the End of the Lane = naughty date, he would be a troublemaker in your date, clumsy, he always accidentally pour the wine to your dress, or drop a meat at your dress or to the waiter, he would be the one who will ended up paying the cost of the plates that he break during your date, but he was still a good date partner actually. The Writer from The Forbidden Brides of the faceless blahblahblah (long ass title so sorry) = he's kinda insane and high i think so be careful, but he was easily to impress so you really haveno problem, except if you ask him in a date in the time he was sitting in his desk and writing stories, maybe you see him upset or out of his mood, or worse, pick up a sword and do a swordfight in you so timing is a must, m'dear. Nobody Owens = dating with him is like dancing a tango but both of you doesn't know how to dance. Teach him and he'll teach you, just do it and you and him will have a perfect date. Don't worry, it'll look like you and him are first timers but first times are the best, as what they said. So dear. .. You know what to do if he is your date partner I haven't recall a lots of stories because 1. Haven't read it, 2. Cannot recall the story 3. Too lazy to remind myself about it 4. I'm just fucking lazy. So i'll try to update this headcanon A.S.A.P.

A silly Headcanon of American Gods and Anansi Boys

I have a weird headcanon for Nick of L4D2’s past, i think i’m going to write it later in my notebook

I have a lots of Headcanons about AC, especially when it comes to the Kenways, i actually wrote them at my Notepad at my Ipad, but a while i ago i shout "FUCK" because ALL OF THE JUST FUCKING LOST AT MY IPAD It was a lot, and most of them ar about Haytham-Connor, (well, there's Shaytham too, don't worry) but. . . . SHIT JUST GOT REAL, ALL OF THEM, ALL FUCKING ALL OF THEM JUST DISAPPEAR AT MY IPAD WITHOUT MY FUCKING PERMISSION. And now, this christmas vacation, i'm going to bump my head to retrieve all my Headcanons fanfiction of AC and other shows. It was the worst thing that happen this month of november

Art illustrated by yours truly *Blink*

First

First of all, i'm going to admit that i'm the one who confess this shit to assassinscreedconfessions.tumblr.com = http://assassinscreedconfessions.tumblr.com/post/101082150618/i-am-the-only-one-who-notice-that-ubisoft-is

Okay, let me get straight to my point, and let me clear something, while playing ACIII, and Reading Forsaken all these days while illustrating, eating, going to school, and making plates, i suddenly notice that Ubisoft is making much effort to Haytham, looks like Haytham would be the third person who has lots of appearance in whole AC Franchise, aside to Ezio and Desmond (Of course, i can hear that you are saying "You don't say at your mind"), if you tried to make Haytham as your primary topic for your AC Experiment, you could see that ubi is trying to fill everything about HAYTHAM, EVERYTHING, loooooook! ACIII filled his last days and his love story *Clears throat* while Forsaken fills up his Templar journey and his Childhood, and now, Rogue is trying to fill up something who has something to do with Haytham (What's the point of his appearance if there's nothing to do with his timeline)

now, i can clearly say that UBISOFT at the start made Haytham's timeline a little bit messy or to illustrate it in a simple way, a jigsaw puzzle who has a lots of missing piece that they are still searching throught Character experiement. Because they are letting us to solve Haytham's missing piece by playing the games and reading the Forsaken

And now. . . .

Ps. I confess it to assassinscreedconfessions and i made this post a draft, well, just in case that after ten or more days that ACConfessions did not post it, i'm going to post it. So this post that you are currently reading right now was typed 10-12 days ago :)))))

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Second

i'm ready to play the Rogue because of Haytham and i've prepared a set of questions that ACRo would answer after i beat the game, lemme share to you my list of questions

> AOI'S GUIDE QUESTIONS TO QUESTION THE CREED

1. WHY Haytham did not mentioned about Shay's existence at Forsaken (this one intrugues me a lot)

2. BEFORE Haytham's journey to Damascus to save Jenny, what was his bussiness?

3. IS there any possibilities that Shay will soon discover Haytham's private life (IYKWIM)? *Leads me to a nice theory about Shay's Nonexistence at Forsaken*

4. WHY Achilles is the only Assassin to survive? What the fuck did Achilles do to escape the wipe-out?

5. WE saw ol' Adéwalé at teaser, would Shay killed him in Rogue? Or any other incident taht will result to his death?

6. WOULD Liam (?, i'm not sure if this is the name of his Best friend) try to kill him after his betrayal? Or the power of friendship will soon fucked up the game? (I hope it's not true)

7. WOULD Adéwalé discover that Haytham is Edward, his former captain's son? What he will do if he discover it? (okay, it's somewhat a very confusing question, but to make it clear, if Adéwalé soon found out Edward's son existence, what shall he do?)

8. and Last, and the part that is i'm so EXCITED to know, Who would kill Shay (this question would activate if there's a rumor if Shay was Killed at the end of ACRo, pretty interesting isn't it?)

However, i made up some random thoughts | theories about this game, my theory was based of the teaser of Rogue, ACForsaken, and ACIII

My Random thoughts are here (NOTE: i typed this one when i was half asleep so some of my thoughts here are nonsense LOL, but this note will soon added as the time goes one) = http://thegoldenfriendship-aoiedogawa.tumblr.com/ACROHeadcanons

Okay i think this is enough, so let's go back to our normal lives, and wait for ACRogue to arrive LOL