Dignity, dignity at all times

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

All of us imagining the filithiest scenarios while mindlessly working.

likely option: albrecht helped pioneer search engines and named it Ascloid after Loid because he’s a dramatic gay old man

funny option: Ascloid came first and “Loid” survived to the orokin era as a name meaning “knowledgeable” so Loid’s parents basically just named him Google

wait fuck post cancelled its an AskJeeves joke isnt it. because jeeves is the quintessential butler name and loid is his butler. motherfucker

Bellara study turned illustration! SO happy with how this turned out.

You can commission me via ko-fi here!

tweeter @frienem does the best HDB cosplay I've ever seen in my life

Harmony and Balance

And you love them

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

(shivers) need to send an email

well i did it .......... why am i like this

boss okayed my vacation, need to hand in official paper and then i have most of december off ^^

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.

is aoi a fujoshi yes or no

Warframe concept I've been slowly adopting: The more your Tenno uses a frame (such as your main), the more that frame will display and adopt that Tenno's personality, acting similarly to Umbra's sentience

jade / stalker for huevember #14

based on that silly hotfix message