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pronouns be they/them but not too bothered because gender is for cowards. I am going to fight the fucking sun, reblogs anything i find funny or useful or important
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hey moots (and other interested parties)

I HAVE HAD AN IDEA!

you see, i have a great knowledge of history on random and esoteric topics

and i am going to go on rants for your entertainment (and mine) from this point out

if you have any specific topics you're curious about, or things that you want to know my unhinged historical takes on, chuck them at me as an ask or as a note here and i will endevour to go on a rant about them

upcoming topic ideas that i will probably get through:

Why were the spartans actually just shit at everything (except hoplites, kinda)

Why was operation sealion literally the stupidest idea anyone ever came up with (hint: the North Sea is singing Rule Brittania)

Why do i love boats so much in literally all of history (and is it just because i'm british)

Battleships vs Carriers, what is better, under what circumstance, and why do i think battleships are just objectively cooler (because they are, fuck you)

is it going to be well researched? probably not is it going to be historically accurate? i will do my best am i going to be correct about everything? no i am a history student powered by an incredible level of autism, that is beyond my power

I am going to tag them all with #alt's history rants time to make it easier for me to find them (and anyone else to find them if they want to)

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No golden tie, unfortunately, but everyone, the lost Marius outfit has been found!!!!!!!!!! it is no longer missing!!! @neitherabaron I hope its alright to @ you, but there is a surviving photo!!!!!!

thank you @stellartusks for the photos!!!!

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reblogged

"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???

listen to me. lying is morally neutral. and for many people in shitty situations it's a survival tactic.

lying in order to cause harm is often wrong, because causing harm is generally wrong. lying is also done for a myriad of other reasons, including because it isn't safe to speak truth, or because privacy is a thing and damn what an incredibly invasive question to ask in the first place.

truth is earned, my friend.

also, sometimes lying is funny. sometimes it saves time. sometimes it's easier, sometimes it accomplishes a goal, sometimes the truth is nobody's business, or is tricky to articulate, or you don't know what the truth is but are expected to have an answer regardless. sometimes you just straight up want people to stop bothering you. sometimes lying is an experiment to see how much you can get away with. sometimes you just want to be a little mean, yeah.

and in none of these situations is lying automatically "right" or "wrong" it is simply a tool that people will use, and that you will have to make your own decisions about based on situation and context.

climb out of the dark pit of assigning moral values to neutral behaviors. that's puritan thinking that's got its greedy fangs in you, rip 'em out by the root

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vmae

The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta

turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean

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animentality

we as a society got over Pacific Rim too fast.

- banging soundtrack just awesome

- lead female character with her own fully realized arc that had nothing to do with a love interest

- the concept of drifting is so fucking cool and prime fanfic material

- those two gay fucking weirdo scientists who drifted together inside a fucking alien brain like hello

- IT PULLS OUT A SWORD IN OUTER FUCKING SPACE

- kaijus are cool. that's all.

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iasirene

Absolute fucking banger, liberals will always side with fascism, time and time again. So many liberals have been showing their ass after this election. I’ve seen countless posts about “I hope Latinos who voted Trump get deported.” “I hope Gaza gets turned into a parking lot.” “Who’s going to fix your roof if there’s a mass deportation?” Liberals see immigrants as cheap labor, not as human beings. And they wonder why they lose- time and time again.

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I want to make something very clear:

If you voted for Trump AT ALL. Get the fuck off my blog. Unfollow me immediately.

I don’t care why you did it and I’m not gonna bother explaining myself to you, because as long as I have rights, I will execute them.

This is a safe space and I will not let you taint it.

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

golf:

  • wastes crazy amounts of space and water
  • soul-crushingly boring
  • extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
  • prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

  • 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
  • a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
  • easy to get into, but difficult to master
  • cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
  • BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
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creekfiend

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

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here ill write the only useful self-help post here in tumblr

the secret to being cool is learning to make others feel cool, especially including teens and 20-somethings, babyfurs, furries, crossdressers, age regressors, and other weirdos. if you feed validation to anyone who is under validated, theyll invariably think youre cool even if youre the cringiest bitch out there.

wield validation of others like a cudgel against your own social anxiety

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otatma
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darnitjack

A true successor of Thomas Edison

surprise surprise

finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site

it’s also not even HIS money, it’s his father’s money, made from apartheid emerald mining. that money was made from the blood and suffering of countless poor people of color so the rich could wear pretty rocks.

elon musk has never done or made anything valuable or worthwhile in his life.

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ruimtetijd

Tesla was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

I think it would be funny if this fun fact became common knowledge.

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kloonissmall

he would not say that.

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sparkly-lexi

I was there when he said it actually

"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

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gnilliam
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abalidoth

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list

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lazaruspiss

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

prev i hope u dont mind me sharing ur tags bc yeah this is an interesting add on

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