Jess Mariano was truly involved in the wildest Gilmore Girls plots, “Uncle suspects his nephew is earning excess money as a male escort, turns out he’s just a really good Walmart employee”??? “Punk ruins his gf’s grandmother’s first impression of him by showing up with a mysterious black eye, turns out he got beaked by a swan”?? Iconique.
It’s honestly the funniest thing, though. Everyone thinking Jess is this rowdy, naughty punk whose goal in life it to terrorize the innocent townspeople, when in reality he’s just a huge dork who really likes books and hair gel. He’s just going through life and everyone is so sure that he’s up to no good and making him out to be this evil, mustache-twirling villain. And Jess is just like, “Geez. I’m done.”
