Witcher fanart by Kiana Hamm Source: https://ift.tt/2Ni0UXD

#a summary

Do you mean

THE BARD + LUTE

Well, I was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare.

Part two of the Witcher Social Media AU because I'm bored and these are really fun to make

Part one

Toss a coin to your Witcher.....

Joey Batey on Instagram 03/06/2020

I’m reading through Sword of Destiny for the first time, and here are some facts I think everyone should know (especially fanfic writers)

-A doppler impersonates Geralt and then instead of fighting just has a conversation with him. Two Geralts at once. Let your brain chew on that for a moment.

-Geralt speaks Mermaid

-Dandelion/Jaskier is responsible (in canon) for writing the story of The Little Mermaid based on one of Geralt’s contracts

-Dandelion/Jaskier wears a rainbow jacket??

-These boys casually hang out at brothels together as an after-adventure reward.

If the opening scene for season 2 is not Geralt walking into a tavern with Ciri where Jaskier performs all angry and crying like this:

then what is the whole point of making a second season?

Everyone on the Continent: wITchErs aRE scARy!1!

Jaskier:

Dead I am dead

Noooooo! Jaskier is a snack!

“There is never a second opportunity to make a first impression.” ...

Play a game with your Witcher…

I hope you’re happy with your little adventure 😆

Lambert gave you a flower because they were scared and it was magical.

🥀 Oh don't be scared Lambert, I love the flower. 🥰

Can you stOPP

I love Joey Batey's expressions. He looks so happy and silly in these, it just warms my heart. 🥰

#one sassy witcher

Joey Batey & books