guy kneels down and holds out his sword to swear loyalty to me but i just take the sword and run

"you have my sword" yeah i do lol. my sword now.

finally! an impulse purchase i don’t regret <3

Joey: “I couldn’t lift Henry’s sword, it’s to heavy.” 

Joey in 2017 starring in Knightfall:

Look at that crazed look on his face. Damn, Joey Batey is such a good actor/artist!

i just discovered this wilkinson sword ad, and it is basically #myaesthetic 😘

I’m too bi for this ad

bi-swordsual

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.

Swordplay is foreplay

…Swords have ads?????

Swords are sexy.

I'm also concerned about the glass and how many times have they had to replace it.

Joey Batey lying his sweet little ass off about not being able to lift a sword being cheeky about “not letting Henry touch his lute” and “not being able to lift Henry’s heavy sword” to the delight of the cute interviewer who was totally shipping Geraskier and stanning Joey and Henry’s bromance after he told her about the piano incident

Also Joey Batey:

PS: Damn, aggressive sword-wielding Joey is so hot. We need Jaskier to do that at some point!

Him looking so dainty as Jaskier, which is mainly due to his damn ability to actually play “looking dainty”, sometimes makes me forget that he is a broad-shouldered tall guy who’s a trained stuntman and sword fighter.