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if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking
*staring at a gifset as the gifs play over and over* wow im so glad im normal about the media i enjoy
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Author Note: Ever since I found out that Sir Phillip Crane (Bridgerton) and Rience (The Witcher) are the same actor I keep thinking about if Sir Phillip Crane and Jaskier met. Since they are both comfort characters that I simp, I decided to write it into my series. 😊
Sir Phillip Crane: Ah! Hello. Sir Phillip Crane.
Jaskier: *extends his hand* Julian Alfred Pankratz, but you can call me Jaskier.
Sir Phillip Crane: *nods at him* Nice to make your acquaintance. You don't want to shake my hand, I still have soil on them. I was spending some time in my greenhouse. Jaskier, do you enjoy plants?
Jaskier: Only if I'm smoking them.
Sir Phillip Crane: *blinks* I can see for medicinal reasons that might be necessary but I do not normally set plants on fire.
Jaskier: It's totally for that medical reason you just stated. *Pauses* You look vaguely familiar. Have we meet before?
Sir Phillip Crane: No. I can't see how that is possible.
Jaskier: Hmmm. You look like someone I've met before. I just know it. Maybe it's your hands.
Sir Phillip Crane: I don't know what you mean.
Jaskier: *eyes widen and he jesters wildly while backing up* You don't shoot fire from your hands, do you?
Sir Phillip Crane: *Quirks an eyebrow and looks at him strangely* No, I'm a botanist. Would you like to see my Flora Graeca?
Jaskier: Ohhhhh ok ok..good...hey I don't judge! However you wish to identify is quite ok, and no one has called it that before but sure...why not?! It sounds rather exotic.
Sir Phillip Crane: Well, yes some plants and flowers are on the more exotic side.
Jaskier: Plants...righttttt
Sir Phillip Crane: You are very odd.
reminder that you're sexy and cool and your fav character wants you so bad. they're literally simping over you rn. they write fanfic about you, it's 100% true they told me.
I go into reading To Sir Phillip with Love for more Benedict Bridgerton content and because I like Eloise too. I come out of it loving another book and simping an additional man. Smh. So, yeah I'm also simping Sir Phillip Crane. 🌿♥️💐
Look at the cute plant nerd and his cute little smile. I imagine his facial expressions are similar in the book.
I like both styles in S1 & S2 but my favorite outfit is the one he wears for dinner in S2. 🥺🥰🌿♥️💐
Reblog and put in the tags your favorite color emoji heart!
“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”
*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media
SPOILER WARNING: Witcher S2, Six of Crows book, Loki tv series.
Jaskier: *casually leans against a post* So, what have you all been up to?
Loki: Well, I discovered that we are all subject to a time authority and there are several variants of myself. Destroyed the order of time and now everything is in chaos.
Kaz: Still trying to get as much Kruge as possible and rule over Ketterdam.
Jesper: Still helping Kaz and shooting things while looking good as usual.
Jaskier: Well, I started helping elves to safety, wrote a banging breakup song, made a certain lug head apologize to me, took a bath in a river, and helped destroy some monsters from a different continent through this portal that lug head's possessed daughter created.
Kaz: *raises an eyebrow*
Jesper: I do believe it's a tie between you and Loki.
Loki: A tie?
Jesper: For who had the most fucked up adventures. We just broke into an ice court.
Loki: Hey!
Kaz: Do not over simplify it Jesper. I didn't regurgitate and reswallow keys for hours and plan the best heist in history to have it belittled!
Jaskier: Well she isn't possessed anymore and everything is ok.
Jesper: I heard about the river. *Grins*
Kaz: Everyone has head about the river!
This is all starting to make sense now. 😌 (Four out of five of my major simping/comfort characters.) 🥰 💜💚🖤💙
A couple of weeks ago I stumbled across this anime The Case Study of Vanitas and I love it! Vanitas is extra so extra, arrogant, charming, annoying and won't shut up.....and even so I love him. 💙 I'm also drawn to Noé, Domi and Jeanne. I've bought Vol 1 thru 3 of the manga too, and I'm enjoying it. So yeah...add at least one extra boi to my simping/comfort characters. 😌😏💙 Don't worry I still love all my other comfort characters too 💜💚🖤🖤🥰 and will still post about them just as often.
My Comfort Characters in a Room series
Jaskier: You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Loki: I beg your pardon, I most certainly will. If I have cake, I'm going to eat it.
Jaskier: It's just a saying.
Loki: I don't care. Cake is meant to be eaten!
Jaskier: *facepalm* It means you can't have everything you want the way you want it.
Loki: I most definitely will.
Jaskier: No...it also means that you have to take the good with the bad too.
Loki: There is bad cake?
Jaskier: I mean not everyone can bake or some, like Kaz, I wouldn't eat a cake he made.
Kaz: Smart man. Probably would have poison in it.
Jaskier: Wait! You would poison me?!
Kaz: I mean it depends but since she really loves you too, I won't.
Jaskier: Thanks?!
Jesper: Don't take it personal. At some point we all have angered him.
Loki: Tell me where you are hiding the cake!
Jaskier: *trying to run away* There is no cake!
Loki: Don't make me turn you into a lark again!
Kaz: *smirks* Let him eat cake.
Jaskier: You wouldn't want to eat any cake I try to bake. Just take my word for it.
Last Post (It has links to Posts 1 thru 7 too)
My Comfort Characters in a Room series
Jaskier: Who dressed you?
Loki: I beg your pardon!
Jaskier: You do know there are other colors besides green and gold?
Loki: Yes, black.
Jaskier: *facepalm*
Jesper: This is what I keep trying to tell Kaz, there are more colors than black and brown.
Jaskier: Thank you!
Kaz: It's the color of my soul, dark.
Loki: Exactly!
Jesper: Melodramatic much.
Kaz: I can see you a mile away.
My Comfort Characters in a Room series
Jaskier: What is love?
Kaz: Revenge.
Jesper: A winning streak.
Loki: A dagger.
Jaskier: A song in your heart.
My Comfort Characters in a Room series
Jaskier: *looks at me* I still can't believe these three. I seem so out of place.
Me: *smirks* Djinn wishes
Jaskier: You wish for one person to un-alive and no one lets you live it down!
Loki: Try destroying a whole planet, then you can talk.
Kaz: I like this one.
