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Oh that smirk (✿^‿^)
Xena + Gabrielle dance (“Heart of Darkness” 6.03)
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How do Geralt and Jaskier react when reader decides she wants to be a little brat in bed? Especially when it’s a night where Jask is calling the shots.
Geralt finds it amusing, his amber eyes twinkle with mischief as he holds her in place by her jaw.
"Now now sweetheart, you know how to behave better than that"
And she'll pout at him, eyes wide and lashes fluttering as she tries to act innocent because she knows it'll drive them both mad and she's hoping for just a little bit more tonight.
"Oh angel, surely you're not thinking of misbehaving?" she can't see Jaskier but she can feel him, feel the heat of his body behind her before he brings his hand down against her ass in a harsh slap, "you know what happens to bad girls"
"No my prince, I think I've forgotten that lesson" and Geralt's grip on her jaw doesn't loosen despite the glint in his eye that says he's enjoying it.
A few more hits have her whining, bruises sure to blossom, but she doesn't relent in her defiance.
It's not until he's three fingers deep in her and Geralt's hand is around her throat that she finally gives in, says she's sorry and promises to be a good girl.
"My darling, it's far too late for that"
Joey Batey lying his sweet little ass off about not being able to lift a sword being cheeky about “not letting Henry touch his lute” and “not being able to lift Henry’s heavy sword” to the delight of the cute interviewer who was totally shipping Geraskier and stanning Joey and Henry’s bromance after he told her about the piano incident
Also Joey Batey:
PS: Damn, aggressive sword-wielding Joey is so hot. We need Jaskier to do that at some point!
Him looking so dainty as Jaskier, which is mainly due to his damn ability to actually play “looking dainty”, sometimes makes me forget that he is a broad-shouldered tall guy who’s a trained stuntman and sword fighter.