#greek mythology – @alrendriablaze on Tumblr

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

hey what the fuck is wrong with you people

idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!

You’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment— and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.

I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know there’s something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.

can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed

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shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original

alrendriablaze

Shakespeare frantically rewriting Hamlet because no one is ever going to want to read/watch that train wreck.

Shakespeare frantically rewriting Romeo and Juliet to where they wait until their adults to date because no one will ever want to read/watch crush loves turn to funerals.

And don't even get me started with Oedipus and how terrible a person Sophocles must have been to write such filth.

Or any stories about Zeus and Hera. Or let's just say the majority of Greek and Roman mythology.

No one should ever read or watch such terrible stories, they are big red flags all throughout them. What's wrong with you people?! * sarcasm *

#read some literature you uncultured swine #shakespeare #greek mythology #roman mythology #sophocles #oedipus #reading #tv series #movies #writer #writers #fan fic writing #writing #sarcasm