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Jaskier: ✓
Lord Morpheus: ✓ x infinity
Loki (MCU): ✓ x infinity
Benedict Bridgerton: ✓
Sir Phillip Crane: ✓
Kaz Brekker: (Shadow & Bone tv series): ✓ x infinity
Jesper Fahey: (Shadow & Bone tv series): ✓✓✓✓
if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking
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Author Note: Ever since I found out that Sir Phillip Crane (Bridgerton) and Rience (The Witcher) are the same actor I keep thinking about if Sir Phillip Crane and Jaskier met. Since they are both comfort characters that I simp, I decided to write it into my series. 😊
Sir Phillip Crane: Ah! Hello. Sir Phillip Crane.
Jaskier: *extends his hand* Julian Alfred Pankratz, but you can call me Jaskier.
Sir Phillip Crane: *nods at him* Nice to make your acquaintance. You don't want to shake my hand, I still have soil on them. I was spending some time in my greenhouse. Jaskier, do you enjoy plants?
Jaskier: Only if I'm smoking them.
Sir Phillip Crane: *blinks* I can see for medicinal reasons that might be necessary but I do not normally set plants on fire.
Jaskier: It's totally for that medical reason you just stated. *Pauses* You look vaguely familiar. Have we meet before?
Sir Phillip Crane: No. I can't see how that is possible.
Jaskier: Hmmm. You look like someone I've met before. I just know it. Maybe it's your hands.
Sir Phillip Crane: I don't know what you mean.
Jaskier: *eyes widen and he jesters wildly while backing up* You don't shoot fire from your hands, do you?
Sir Phillip Crane: *Quirks an eyebrow and looks at him strangely* No, I'm a botanist. Would you like to see my Flora Graeca?
Jaskier: Ohhhhh ok ok..good...hey I don't judge! However you wish to identify is quite ok, and no one has called it that before but sure...why not?! It sounds rather exotic.
Sir Phillip Crane: Well, yes some plants and flowers are on the more exotic side.
Jaskier: Plants...righttttt
Sir Phillip Crane: You are very odd.
reminder that you're sexy and cool and your fav character wants you so bad. they're literally simping over you rn. they write fanfic about you, it's 100% true they told me.
brb just zoning out while I imagine an intense fictional scenario that'll never happen
Reblog and put in the tags without naming any of your favorite character(s), who are their voice actor(s)?
A couple of weeks ago I stumbled across this anime The Case Study of Vanitas and I love it! Vanitas is extra so extra, arrogant, charming, annoying and won't shut up.....and even so I love him. 💙 I'm also drawn to Noé, Domi and Jeanne. I've bought Vol 1 thru 3 of the manga too, and I'm enjoying it. So yeah...add at least one extra boi to my simping/comfort characters. 😌😏💙 Don't worry I still love all my other comfort characters too 💜💚🖤🖤🥰 and will still post about them just as often.
bro my own comfort character needs comfort
