Joey as Colin Montcrawknox (Bloody Cakes)

Joey out here singlehandedly starting a pirate string group huh

Joey as Colin Montcrawknox (Bloody Cakes)

Every time I see this gif all I can think about is Colin, of course, and the story I wrote because of this gif and the thots I couldn't get out of my head.

Bloody Cakes

joey batey as colin montcrawknox in the bloody cakes trailer

COLIN'S HICKEY COLIN'S HICKEY COLIN'S HICKEY-

@the-winter-witcher for you, thank you for once again ruining my life ❤️

HE'S SO PRETTY AND DIRTY AND MESSY MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE IT JFC 😭

Have a glimpse into my brain, this is what it looks like at any given moment (special thanks to @consultingskeletondetective for the bottom right image)

Bloody cakes. Joey plays an artist who fakes his death so his art work will shoot up in value.

joey batey in bloody cakes

Plantain

Pairings: Colin Montcrawknox x reader

Summary: When Colin sasses you one too many times you come up with a way to put him in his place… or do you?

Warnings: praise kink, anal penetration, use of a strap on, rimming, bratting

Word Count: 3k

A/N: I couldn’t resist, this was just a bit of silly fun that I hope you enjoy!

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“irresponsible? me? never.”

colin trying (and failing) to shove his work in a taxi before yeeting it off a bridge. 

Do you know I think I would die for Colin (and definitely go out on the lash with him)

Abbey you may need to consult with @the-winter-witcher ​ first, thats her husband

Rhi omg 😂

Colin is a free spirit, he can't be tied down to just one person! One sexy husband available for sharing upon request and subject to extensive background checks (must make sure you're responsible enough to ensure he puts on pants before he leaves the house)

See this is TRUE philanthropy

What can I say, I'm generous with what I have

Long-haired, eye-liner, partially dressed Joey is Peak Joey, he knows what he's doing

I don't have a favourite, but if I did it would be Colin

Immediately I love him so much. 💜