Joey as Colin Montcrawknox (Bloody Cakes)
Joey out here singlehandedly starting a pirate string group huh
Joey as Colin Montcrawknox (Bloody Cakes)
joey batey as colin montcrawknox in the bloody cakes trailer
COLIN'S HICKEY COLIN'S HICKEY COLIN'S HICKEY-
@the-winter-witcher for you, thank you for once again ruining my life ❤️
HE'S SO PRETTY AND DIRTY AND MESSY MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE IT JFC 😭
Have a glimpse into my brain, this is what it looks like at any given moment (special thanks to @consultingskeletondetective for the bottom right image)
Bloody cakes. Joey plays an artist who fakes his death so his art work will shoot up in value.
Plantain
Pairings: Colin Montcrawknox x reader
Summary: When Colin sasses you one too many times you come up with a way to put him in his place… or do you?
Warnings: praise kink, anal penetration, use of a strap on, rimming, bratting
Word Count: 3k
A/N: I couldn’t resist, this was just a bit of silly fun that I hope you enjoy!
colin trying (and failing) to shove his work in a taxi before yeeting it off a bridge.
Look at this gorgeous smile (help i have fallen over in love with a man i have only seen in trailer) if you haven’t seen Bloody Cakes trailer yet get to it |x|
Do you know I think I would die for Colin (and definitely go out on the lash with him)
Abbey you may need to consult with @the-winter-witcher first, thats her husband
Rhi omg 😂
Colin is a free spirit, he can't be tied down to just one person! One sexy husband available for sharing upon request and subject to extensive background checks (must make sure you're responsible enough to ensure he puts on pants before he leaves the house)
See this is TRUE philanthropy
What can I say, I'm generous with what I have
Long-haired, eye-liner, partially dressed Joey is Peak Joey, he knows what he's doing
I don't have a favourite, but if I did it would be Colin
Immediately I love him so much. 💜
Do you know what happened with Bloody Cakes? Was that movie even released or will be?
That’s what Rec Studios said, so the answer is: no, but maybe someday. “Bloody Cakes” and “Artist Kills Self” and “The Van Gogh Method” are the same movie... or the short film or mini-series, hard to tell.
Do you know what's going on with Bloody Cakes? Because there seems to be a trailer from years ago and nothing else and it seems like it hasn't actually been released? Is there a vague time frame for when it's going to be released at least?
Hello, my dear wonderful anon, firstly you have excellent taste in movies (even if it is only a trailer we have so far), secondly,
we do not know the exact date for when the movie is going to be released, however, I think some fans contacted the producers or something and asked about it, they seem to think it will be released in 2021?? But I am not sure, I think @flootzavut might know a bit more about this if you can help at all?
Because I am so rubbish with information anon, I thought I'd gift you with a gifset of Colin:
Oh no I know nothing 😂 someone... may have told the production company there's interest? I think I saw that somewhere? And it's stalled rather than entirely dead. Also there's some idk bts footage or something? Someone made a gif. That someone may have been @dat-carovieh? Also it may now be called the Van Gogh method??? That's me scraping the barrel of things I've randomly picked up.
Okay it's not giffing because tumblr hates me, but bts (?), credit to Caro probably? Voilà:
Yeah someone asked about it, dunno who. And yeah I made that gif, here it if giffing.
Gif, now giffing 👏🏼👌🏼
MORE COLIN ❤️