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moon-quotes
Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be.

Eric Thomas (via moon-quotes)

wise words

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Let’s play “how messy can a room get while your mental state declines rapidly in one week?”

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i use my tags as like….a secret whisper space….like…..idk how many of u actually read them but i know not all of u do obviously so it’s like the BONUS FACTS part of the book or something. the special fan club secrets. U Know Me A Little Better If U Read My Tags.

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This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that too) See more here

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actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months

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Woman does not emerge from a man’s rib’s, not ever, it’s he who emerges from her womb.

Nizar Qabbani

one of the greatest lies of patriarchy is claiming framing the father as the lifegiver

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ugly people solidarity post… rb if your only texts come from your mom… if your selfies don’t break 20 notes…. if you constantly avoid your own reflection in mirrors and loathe being seen in public…

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a concept: me, in my cottage, in front of the wood stove, sipping tea. looking outside, my bees are pollinating my expansive garden. my goats and chickens and cows are happy and safe. i feel content with my choices and my future. i unconditionally and recklessly love myself. the local children believe i am a witch. 

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peachisty

famous artists ask

picasso: would you rather sleep on the moon with a stardust dress or on a tiny flower with a sunflower dress? van gogh: where is your go-to positive place when you’re feeling down/sad and what do you usually do? warhol: what is something that you possess that you’ll never give away/sell despite how much the cost? da vinci: describe your dream wedding. monet: where will you take your significant other in a date? kahlo: what is a pro-tip/lesson that you learned from your past? michelangelo: do you show your teeth when you smile? do you squint your eyes? matisse: how do you express your love to your friends/family/significant other? kandinsky: would you rather be a silky angel or a lacy princess… or a princess angel? degas: in a garden full of all sorts of flowers, which one will you pick? klee: in a library full of books, which five will you never get sick of rereading? klimt: how many languages do you speak? what is/are it/they? seurat: if you can wear only one color with different shades for the rest of your life, which one is it, and why? vermeer: which of your qualities make you a dream girl? harring: what is your all-time favorite band, movie, and painting? munch: what is your medium in art? is that medium your first love? renoir: is you heart occupied right now? describe him/her/them. gauguin: what is one thing that reminds you of childhood? manet: describe your ultimate summer get-away! botticelli: what is that one moment in your life that makes you feel proud? cézanne: what is your favorite christmas cookie?

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Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

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venatus

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

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punlich

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

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one-eyed-pom

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

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leeshajoy

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

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hhertzof

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

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jewishdragon

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

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osheamobile

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

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flatbear

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No you’re thinking of Serenity

Sephora is a spice made from flowers from Asia found mostly in India that makes foods yellow

No dear that’s Saffron. Sephora was an ancient Roman ruler whose famous last words at his assassination were ‘et tu, Brute?’.

Nah, man, that’s Caesar.  Sephora is a shortened version of a Latin phrase used by the US Marine Corps as a motto; it translates to “always faithful.”

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r5h

No, you’re thinking of Semper Fi. Sephora is the right to vote.

You’re thinking of suffrage. Sephora is the wife of Ananias in the Bible and also the name of Eragon’s dragon.

Sorry, you’re thinking of Sa(p)phira. A sephora is a person employed to drive a passenger motor vehicle, especially a luxury vehicle such as a large sedan or limousine.

No, no, no. I believe you’re thinking of a chauffer. Sephora is nothing more than the spanish word for the title “Mrs.”

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you know what is so wild….friends who go on vacation together and im not talking about to another state or something i mean to like different countries and islands…like my mom wont even let me go hang out at someones house 5 minutes away what an au

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