GUYS- I AM SO EXCITED!⊂((·▽·))⊃

Okay, so I am working on two big projects right now, they are long and in-depth and I am so incredibly pumped to see what you all think! (*^▽^*)

Both of these projects are essentially “Choose your BNHA boy” stories.

The first one is a medieval/fantasy AU based on the fantasy theme shown in the end credits of season 2! It isn’t strictly based on that, so don’t get the wrong idea, but it is what inspired it! It will allow you to pick a BNHA boy, and follow the story of your romance with that character in the fantasy world that I have created! It will be full of mythical beasts, magic, adventure, a moderate amount of fantasy violence, and lots of that shmexy, steamy, smut that we all love!

There isn’t a massively overwhelming plot-line spread across all of these stories. I just wanted this to be something fun, but also beautiful, romantic, and maybe even a little dramatic. No over-arching web of mystery hovering over the piece as a whole, just a collection of quick little fantasy love stories (and their aforementioned smut) that all take place in the same universe.

It will include the following heroes for you to choose from:

The second one ties in with SHOGANAI, and takes place in a “facility” that Shinsou would have been placed in had he not undergone the “memory-altering treatment” (mentioned in the top secret files I posted).

This will be a very dark, very horror-based story. It will be triggering, and it will be intense, so I want to warn you ahead of time.

It will contain: gore (heavy mentions of blood), violence, trauma (both mental and physical), as well as a heavy usage of psychological and mental illnesses and the things that go along with that (mentions of suicide, self-harm, depressive/panic/psychotic episodes, etc.).

This story will not be for the faint of heart, but I hope that those of you who don’t mind getting into the nitty gritty horror of it will also enjoy the mystery and suspense that the story provides. It will have very explicit sexual content, some of which being a little freaky, but it will also have its romance; as the reader gets to know the psycho-hero-boy of their choosing and goes on this journey with them. It will actually have a good bit of action too, since the first climatic hit of the story is all of the boys escaping their cells (or were they set free on purpose?)…

It will include the following heroes for you to choose from:

None of these Reader X (Character) stories will be very lengthy, but they will each have small chapters, making them substantial little mini-stories.

I am working on these projects every day, and while it might take me A HECKIN’ WHILE to complete them, I wanted all of you to know that I have some pretty cool surprises in store! I will be posting here as much as I can, and will be including lots of teasers and extra content for these two projects, but Tumblr requests might have to take the back seat when it comes to priorities, so I apologize for that. (;﹏;)

I am also working on my requests for my Patreon babies! So don’t you guys worry, I haven’t forgotten about you! I have a couple project ideas in the works for all of you as well, so please stay tuned for that! ∩( ´∀` )∩

Thank you all for your support and encouragement, and for being so patient with Mama. I love you kiddos... ♡

xoxo, Mama Smusty (*·▽·*)

SMUTSY’S BNHA BOYS: INCORRECT QUOTES

Its not the BNHA meme compilation I was planning on, but I figured this might still be funny anyway! ENJOY BABES! ⊂((・▽・))⊃

Note: None of these are my original thoughts, these are all stolen. I am a thief. A good amount of them were from @incorrectquoteideas​ though! So go check them out!

                                      ~ Warning: contains language ~

 INCORRECT QUOTES: BNHA BOYS (SMUTSY EDITION)

S/O: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.

Denki: I photosynthesize with this.

Bakugo: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

S/O: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…

Bakugo: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll take the fall tonight.

“Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.”

– Aizawa

Denki: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.

Shinsou: Thanks. And if I might return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less irritating.

Shigaraki: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Dabi: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Deku: I’m on my way, try not to swear at anybody.

Bakugo: Fuck you. I’m not an idiot.

Deku: There you go, like that.

Bakugo, angrily: Can I say a bad word?

S/O: Um…

Bakugo: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?

S/O: I mean…

Bakugo: [turning to whoever attempted to look in your general direction] YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

Shouto: I did something terrible.

S/O: It’s okay, I have a shovel.

Shouto: Wait, what do you think I did?

S/O: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.

Monoma: I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves.

Deku: Everyone synchronize your watches.

Kirishima: I don’t know how to do that.

Bakugo: I don’t wear a watch.

Denki: TIME IS A CONSTRUCT.

Aizawa: Mic, you know that little voice that people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one!

Hizashi (Mic): You worry too much.

Aizawa: No, I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much.

Bakugo, to S/O: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Mrs. Bakugo: *yelling from the kitchen* Would you like to stay forever?

S/O: You didn’t have to kidnap me.

Dabi: Kidnapping is what you do to children. You’re twenty-one. I abducted you.

Shouto: You need a hobby.

Iida: I have a hobby.

Shouto: Staring at (Y/N)’s face isn’t a hobby.

Iida: You’re right. It’s a profession and I EXCEL AT MY JOB.

Denki: Would you say you’re independent?

Bakugo: *looks at S/O*

S/O: *nods*

Bakugo: I’d say so, yes.

Shinsou: I’m good.

Shinsou: I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but yeah I’m good.

Deku: What time is it?

Shouto: I dunno, hand me that trombone.

Shouto: *playing the trombone*

Bakugo: *bursts into the room* WHO IS THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FUCKING TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Shouto: It’s two in the morning.

S/O: Oh I know! Tell me about your family!

Shouto: I have one.

S/O: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

Dabi: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

Cashier: That’ll be $20.

Dabi: I don’t have the money.

Cashier: Then I’m sorry, but I can’t sell this to you.

Dabi: *slides the cashier a $20 bill sneakily, like it’s a bribe* How about now?

Cashier: -

Shigaraki, in the distance: Dabi stop fucking with the civilians.

Denki: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Sero: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Bakugo: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Kirishima: I joined you in the dumb stuff .

Iida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Hope this made you smile! o(*>ω<*)o

     xoxo,           Mama Smutsy (人´ω｀*)♡

BNHA Boys: DAD GIF-SET

This was by no means a request, but was instead something I just wanted to create because I wanted to! I hope you all enjoy! \(^ヮ^)/

AIZAWA

“Hey sweetheart, I’m going shopping for a little while, can you watch the baby?”

“Sure thing honey.”

*Comes home to this shit*

ALL-MIGHT

“Daddy, do you have time to come to my tea party?”

“I WILL ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR YOUR TEA PARTIES PRINCESS.”

*Proceeds to enjoy the tea party and immerses himself fully in his role as Ms. Sparkle Fluff*

BAKUGO

If Bakugo is babysitting then you better bet your ass the brat is gonna be helping him exercise. 

“Oh my god, honey, what are you doing.”

“UM, UTILIZING THIS LITTLE FLESH DUMB-BELL WE MADE.”

HIZASHI

That baby is gonna be one groovy little fucker. Hizashi swears its good exercise for the baby’s little baby legs. 

“I feel like you’re doing this more for you than for the baby’s legs, dear.”

“PSH- whatever, look at her! She’s enjoying it!”

IIDA

Childhood development is a big deal in the Tenya household. 

Iida will read to the baby all the time, and if they get restless he’ll walk around to calm them down.

“Iida, I love you, and I know our little pumpkin is capable of anything, but don’t you think it’s a little early for calculus?”

“Oh, well, my father read math books to me when I was younger!”

“Ah- it all makes sense now.”

KIRISHIMA

If it’s a boy, its learning Kiri’s teachings to becoming a real man. 

If it’s a girl it’s learning Kiri’s teachings to becoming a real man. 

Either way, they are gonna be some tough, but kindhearted, little devils.

“WHO’S GONNA BE BIG AND STRONG LIKE DADDY?!”

“I AM! I AM! I AM!”

TODOROKI

“Why are you crying angel?”

*Through sniffles* “I was hoping that it would snow so school would be cancelled.”

*Todoroki and wifey exchange glances*

“Honey. Honey no.”

“Honey yes.”

SNOW DAY!

IZUKU

It doesn’t matter what silly, crazy, or childish thing that kid wants. You better believe that Deku is going to make it happen. 

“You’ll always be my prince charming Daddy!”

*WIFEY AGGRESSIVELY RECORDING FROM BEHIND THE SOFA*

*IZUKU - TRYING NOT TO CRY FROM ALL THE EMOTIONS*

If you liked this and want to see other characters in Dad-Gifs, then please let me know! Thank you all and love you bunches! (*¯ ³¯*)♡

     xoxo, 

          Mama Smutsy (o´▽`o)

. . . The Boys on Halloween . . .

What did they dress up as?

Who got the most candy?

MIRIO. BY A LANDSLIDE.

 (He melted the heart of every old lady in the neighborhood).

(So they just told him to get as much as he wanted).

“Mirio dear, you come back any time.” “Yes ma’am! I will!”

Who ran from house to house like a small child?

KIRISHIMA & TETSUTETSU.

(This is their favorite time of the goddamn year).

(Bakugo had to be the “MOM” of the trio).

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IF YOU TWO DON’T SLOW THE FUCK DOWN I’M BASH BOTH YOUR HEADS RIGHT THE FUCK IN. YOU CUNTS ARE GONNA GET HIT BY A GODDAMN CAR - AW FOR FUCKS SAKE.”

Who carved the best pumpkins?

HIZASHI.

(He is an artistic soul).

(Aizawa watched).

Who stayed up late watching horror movies?

EVERYONE! 

(Party at All Might’s house)!

(And Dabi was invited too... because I said so).

                         HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY DARLINGS!

          xoxo,

               Spooky-Smutsy Ψ(≧ω≦)Ψ