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Excuse me Ms. Ladyfire, but could you please grace us with some delicious Hawks stories? I do be hungry for some delicious feral bird man 👀❤️
Oh, I have SO many prompts for this sexy beast. I will be writing a chapter story with him, however someone asked for a certain scene I couldn't pass up (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Currently at about 40% finished, I'm hoping to have it done for you lovelies by the end of the week. Keep your eyes peeled,little birdies 💕
Okay so i wasn't the only one who was surprised. I hope you both are doing well! There's no rush for mama smutsy to make a return I believe the last thing we heard from here was that she was getting married, so I hope all is well there! I look forward to seeing more from this account!
WAIT after two years im discovering that this acc was ran by 2 ppl??????
Hi mama smutsy!! I hope you're doing well! I absolutely love your writing and I was looking for your fic Shoganai on ao3 and I noticed it was deleted, I was super bummed because it's one of my all time favorite fics and I was wondering if you posted it anywhere else? If not, no worries and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day!
I'm sorry baby's, I really tried. Ao3 has made new rules since I've joined again, and states that the owner "must accept your invite." Miss Mama Smutsy was the one who wrote all of them, so unfortunately until she returns there's nothing I can do... I really hope she will grace us with her presence once more, but most importantly wish she's OK and happy.
Wow... I'm alive, are yall??
Hey eveyone! Admin Ladyfire here after 3 YEARS since I've posted or done anything. I needed to give myself a mental health check, as well as physical. I'm so proud to say I've lost 120+lbs and feel incredible,I also needed to catch up big time because I also went off the radar on pretty much all my hobbies. Got back into it and holy Molly, so much fan service, new daddy characters, new abilities. I'm so stoked for what's to come of this show, and the stories I have planned for you bbys... that's if people still want them.
I really hope miss Mama Smutsy is ok, I'm unfortunately unsure where she is but I'm wishing her the ABSOLUTE best. 💕 hope everyone is doing well, and doing a health check on yea babies too (人 ◕ω◕)
Admin LadyFire
AHH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WORK SO MUCHH!! I’m glad request are open once again and I wanted to request for Midoriya, Todoroki, Shinsou, and Bakugou with the scenario of being drunk! Please and thank youuuuu
I just want to say that writing this was an absolute blast, and I couldn’t stop laughing as I wrote it! I actually made it last night (I actually had a few drinks myself, so I could get in the right mindset for it, of course), and edited it this morning! I wrote a scenario that involved all of them at a bar together- I hope that’s alright! And I hope you enjoy the tipsy boys and their shenanigans! o(^▽^)o
* Warning: Remember! Do not drink unless you are of legal drinking age! Being drunk seems fun, but it is not good to drink in excess
(yes I am a hypocrite).
* Disclaimer: This scenario is written assuming that all characters are of legal drinking age.
This kid has maybe been to one bar in his life, and that’s only if you count AppleBee’s. However, if he and his friends did go to one, he would probably would order a Mojito (he didn’t know what to get so he just went with the bartender’s recommendation and ended up liking it).
TOLERANCE: Slightly Low.
KIND OF DRUNK: Emotional Rollercoaster Drunk
Midoriya: *happy as a spring-chicken*
[Friend]: Buddy! I’m glad you’re feeling better! You were so down a few minutes ago, what happened? Did you get some good news?
Midoriya: *very enthusiastic* Somebody told me the peanuts are free!
[Friend]: Wha-? What do you mean?
Midoriya: I mean THE BARTENDERS ARE BASICALLY GIVING AWAY FREE PEANUTS! It’s AWESOME!
[Friend]: *visibly confused*
To Shouto, bars tend to be more of annoyance than anything else, so he tends not to go to them. However, he will go if invited. He would order a Long Island Iced Tea (the ‘give me a splash of everything’ drink).
TOLERANCE: High.
KIND OF DRUNK: Easy-Going Drunk
Old guy: *goes on for an hour about his time in the war*
Shouto: So… what did you do? After the war ended?
Old guy: Well, it’s funny you should ask…
Old guy: *goes on for another hour*
Shouto: *completely content*
He really doesn’t like bars, and will do everything in his power to avoid them. Bars are expensive and everyone is annoying. But if dragged to one by his friends, he will order a Black Russian.
TOLERANCE: High.
KIND OF DRUNK: The Cuttin’ Loose Drunk
Shinsou: *with hazy child-like excitement* Guys, we should go play mini-golf!
THE BOIS: *PRACTICALLY SCREAMING IN THE BAR* FUCK YES!!! PUT-PUT!!!
Everyone: *Proceeds to go play mini-golf for 5 FUCKING HOURS before finally getting their drunk asses through the course ONCE.*
In his opinion, bars are stupid, but he does enjoy watching or participating in the fights. As you might have guessed, he would order a Bloody Mary, but he would also order Flaming Dr Pepper shots for everyone later on.
TOLERANCE: Average.
KIND OF DRUNK: Force of Nature Drunk
Bakugo: *trying to square up, but swaying a little bit* YOU THINK YOU CAN IGNORE ME, BITCH!? YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ GO!?
The Bois: *half of them laughing their asses off, the other half dead serious* You tell that fountain statue, buddy! Kick its ass!
Bakugo: *Proceeds to power smash the fountain statue to smithereens*
The Bois: FUUUUUUCK-
I hope you all enjoyed the shit show, and that maybe it made you laugh! (*≧∀≦*) And I hope it was all you hoped it would be Anon! (*＾v＾*)
~ P.S. I am going to get to as many requests as humanly possible as efficiently as possible, so please don’t think that if I don’t respond right away that I’m not going to fill your request! MAMA WON’T LEAVE YOU HANGING (It just might take a while for her to get to it). Thank you all for your patience! ♡ ~
I feel like it would be cute to request a scenario for shinsou as a kid or 🍼 thank you so much!!!
A wonderful request my dear!! ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ
“oH, sMuTsY jUsT dId A sHiNsOu rEqUeSt-” ヘ（。□°）ヘ
Yes, Yes I did. Don’t act like I didn’t give y’all full disclosure of my incurable and damn near crippling Shinsou-bias. ALSO I’m trying to post something here on Tumblr everyday, and this is the one I finished first because it was so hella cute and fun and I couldn’t help myself!
Am simple smutsy. I see Shinsou, I write... (´;ω;｀)
Honestly though, I’m sorry you guys... I’m gonna do more than just Shinsou, I promise.
But I meant what I said @negansnumberonewifie - this is a wonderful request, thank you so much! I loved writing it, and I hope you enjoy it too!
* No warnings! Pretty sure this one is like 99% SFW!
Nearly all the heroes had been called to the inner district of the city; as a hoard of villains were wreaking havoc on the general public. You and Shinsou had been partnered up, and you used both of your quirks to take down as many villains as you could. By the time the battle was over, the heroes had triumphed and the villains were detained and escorted away from the scene.
Medical units were being called in by the dozen. One of the villains had a peculiar quirk that had left several civilians reverted to their child-like selves. Only a few had been affected, but the emergency response teams were doing their best to corral them up and comfort their panicked cries.
- - - - - - - - -
“W-Where’s Shinsou?!”
‘Oh… Oh shit.’
“Sh-Shinsou?? Is that-??”
‘Oh my God… he’s so cute…’
“Shinsou, s-sweetheart, these people are trying to help you. They just want to take care of you until you go back to normal.”
“Nuh-uh.” He shook his head again, burying himself further into your neck, his little legs scrambling to wrap themselves around your waist.
“I wanna stay with Y/N.”
“Hey buddy! Don’t you wanna come hang out with your best pal Denki?”
“I wanna be with Y/N. I like Y/N.”
“Aw don’t you like me too, buddy?”
“It’s diffwent.”
“I’ll look after him until the affects wear off, is that alright?”
“W-w-well sure! T-that’s fine, if you want to! The effects appear to only last 12 hours, so he’ll be back to normal by tomorrow morning!”
“What’s wrong? You normally come here all the time, Shinsou.”
Shinsou crossed his arms, “Everything hewre is too sweet, I onwy come here because you’re always hewre getting tea.”
“Yes pwease! I wanna go to the petting zoo, pwease!”
“Come on Y/N! Wet’s go!”
“Hewre! I don’t want you to have to pay fowr it!”
You laughed, “Shinsou, I don’t mind! It’s my treat!”
“No Y/N, a gentwlmen is suppowsed to pay fowr his date.”
“How about I take out the $6 for our tickets, okay?”
‘I bet he always was mature for his age.’
“Hey Y/N, can we take a nap? I’m getting sweepy.”
“Alright honey, let’s go back to my house; then we can take a nap. How does that sound?”
‘I wonder if we ever had a baby- would they be this cute?’
“Can I sweep wif you?”
“Sure, come here sweetheart.”
‘Beneath you? You had been the big spoon, what-?
Oh…
Oh shit.’
Alright my beautimus babes (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ I realized that I haven’t actually posted any of that good shit™ for you guys in a while. I think it’s because the ABO head-cannons and scenarios can be hard/challenging to write without the themes coming across as repetitive; and while I am still working on all my projects and pateron requests, I wanted to make it up to all of you and have some fun as a loving, slut-for-BNHA-trash family minus the family-friendly part because- let’s be real... this is a smut blog, my name is Smutsy for God’s sake.
ANWAY! I wanted to extend the invitation to all of you to request some non-omega-verse headcannons and/or scenarios of our beautiful BNHA boys! I have an alphabet system set up just for funzies, but feel free to shoot any other non-omegaverse request my way! o(^▽^)o Is it obvious that I’m burned out to ABO right now? Oof. Oh well. Don’t worry, it’ll pass. I know how I am, and I promise you I’ll get unabashedly horny for it again after a few days of abstinence.
To be honest, Mama Smutsy/Ms. Daddy needs to flex and show her babies that she is capable of writing consistently, and writing shit that makes them happy... Cuz I love you lil’ muffins ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ You’re the ones who make me smile when everything else is shit... so, let’s have some fun with this!
~ Send as many requests as you want, but try and separate the head-cannon requests from the scenario requests and all that jazz (that way we can keep my small brain from getting confused)!
~ Please don’t chose more than 5 letters PER REQUEST, that way I can go through your requests faster!
~ Please specify which character(s) you are requesting! Request as many as you want (but please have mercy and don’t request like 10).
~ Please specify if you want NSFW (unless it’s obvious like “kinks” or something, otherwise I will assume you want SFW)!
I can’t wait for your requests babes! ♡〜٩(^▿^)۶〜♡
How do they show affection?
What are they like when they’re joking around?
Do they like to cuddle? How?
What kind of dad are they?
What do they get embarrassed about?
How do they flirt?
What part of their S/O will they gawk/stare at?
What are they like when they’re horny?
What part of a potential S/O impresses them the most?
Do they get jealous? About what?
What are their kinks?
What is their love language?
How do they show off in front of their S/O?
What nicknames do they call their S/O?
What are they oblivious about?
How protective are they of their S/O?
What makes them so upset that they go quiet?
How do they reassure their S/O?
What is their sexual style/approach?
Do they tease their partner? How?
What will they absolutely not compromise on no matter what?
What do they vent about to their S/O? How does S/O help them?
What do they want their wedding to be like?
What are some quirky things that only their S/O knows about? (extra stuff)!
What are they like when they’re sleepy or want to nap?
What do they do to get their S/O’s attention when they zone out?
🍼 - Turns into a Kid
🧸 - S/O Turns into a Kid
🔍 - S/O Shrinks
❤️ - First Date
🍺 - Being Drunk
💐 - Confession/Asking S/O Out
🛁 - Pampering S/O
😱 - Finding Out They’re Going to be a Dad
📚 - S/O’s High School Reunion
🤓 - Being a Dork
😈 - Villain
🕷 - Villain S/O
🔪 - Yandere
🎧 - What are their top 5 most played songs?
🤫 - What do they sneak around or do behind their S/O’s back?
🏡 - What is their ideal place to settle down?
🍃 - What time of year do they hate the most and love the most?
😬 - What is their favorite (SFW) guilty pleasure?
🐢 - Which Pokemon would they have?
😘 - What kind of a husband are they?
And if you guys have any more ideas, PLEASE send them my way! I might even give them an emoji and put ‘em up on the list for all the other babes to chose from!
... as well as my need to be gratuitously extra in all things for no reason.
I’m about half-way through the rough drafts for the stories in the Fantasy Collection! Some of them are going to be longer than others, but all will have some form of smut! Pinky promise (≧∇≦) / Also, I’m going to be posting the colored version of this on Patreon in a day or so with some more sneak peaks! (*≧∀≦*)
However, whenever I do post the Fantasy Collection, I’ll post the fully labeled map for everyone here on Tumblr to see too! (*´꒳`*)
But tell me, my darling trash cherubs... what do you think this map entails? Any theories? Ask me if you’re want some hints!
First and foremost, DON’T PANIC. Everything is fine, this is a GOOD family meeting. So positive vibes children, I’m not leaving you, I’m not sick or dying IRL- all is well.
NOW AGAIN- FOR SHIT’S SAKE, DON’T PANIC. I’m not leaving Tumblr, and I’m not going to start charging you little cupcake-cherubs for my work. Actually, I created a Patreon for the simple reason that I am now truly emerging into adulthood; and as many of you already-adults may now, being an adult costs money.
I would be lying if I told all of you that a monetary incentive won’t make me create more content, because in all honesty, it probably will. If you do decide to donate, then you are doing me the incredible honor of receiving your hard earned money, and as such you will be getting access to special perks! If you are interested, then go check out my Patreon and see! They are pretty awesome!
Honestly, if even just one person gives me like $5 a month I will probably definitely cry. I’ve never gotten paid for any artistic work in my life, so I’m not charging into this with the fervor of a warlord looking to gather up an army of shareholders over here. I’ve created this Patreon with all the humility I can muster, to say that it might benefit those of you interested in my work if I am given even just the slightest amount of monetary incentive. I hope that doesn’t sound greedy, but with my last year of college, working full time, getting married, and moving out- I can’t deny that money is kinda making me salivate these days...
So don’t mind Mama Smutsy, she’s just putting out a glass mason jar with a piece of notebook-paper taped around it that says “$ TiPS $” and seeing what happens.
*Yes, I am Fumeiyo*
… See? Totally painless family meeting. It’s all good, babes.
Mama loves you all very much. Whether or not you donate to my Patreon doesn’t matter- you’ve all been incredibly kind and supportive, and that’s why I’m seeing if I can take my abilities to the next level with this Patreon. To see if this will help me make even more for you...
