AHH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WORK SO MUCHH!! I’m glad request are open once again and I wanted to request for Midoriya, Todoroki, Shinsou, and Bakugou with the scenario of being drunk! Please and thank youuuuu
Hello my little love bug! I LOVE YOU TOO! And I’m so glad you like my work! (。’▽’。)♡
I just want to say that writing this was an absolute blast, and I couldn’t stop laughing as I wrote it! I actually made it last night (I actually had a few drinks myself, so I could get in the right mindset for it, of course), and edited it this morning! I wrote a scenario that involved all of them at a bar together- I hope that’s alright! And I hope you enjoy the tipsy boys and their shenanigans! o(^▽^)o
* Warning: Remember! Do not drink unless you are of legal drinking age! Being drunk seems fun, but it is not good to drink in excess
(yes I am a hypocrite).
* Disclaimer: This scenario is written assuming that all characters are of legal drinking age.
🍺 MIDORIYA 🍺
This kid has maybe been to one bar in his life, and that’s only if you count AppleBee’s. However, if he and his friends did go to one, he would probably would order a Mojito (he didn’t know what to get so he just went with the bartender’s recommendation and ended up liking it).
TOLERANCE: Slightly Low.
- I mean, he can hold his alcohol well, he just can’t hold that much of it.
- I mean this is Deku we are talking about.
- He isn’t exactly going home and downin’ spirits on the regular.
KIND OF DRUNK: Emotional Rollercoaster Drunk
- I don’t mean he’s crying the whole time, I mean: whatever his current state of mind is- it is amplified by the alcohol.
- If he’s a little worried, then suddenly he’s in the utmost depths of anxiety and depression.
- If he’s happy, then suddenly he’s the HAPPIEST man to have EVER lived EVER!
- If he’s upset, then suddenly he’s READY TO THROW FUCKIN’ HANDS, PUNK.
- Basically, he’s just all over the place.
Midoriya: *happy as a spring-chicken*
[Friend]: Buddy! I’m glad you’re feeling better! You were so down a few minutes ago, what happened? Did you get some good news?
Midoriya: *very enthusiastic* Somebody told me the peanuts are free!
[Friend]: Wha-? What do you mean?
Midoriya: I mean THE BARTENDERS ARE BASICALLY GIVING AWAY FREE PEANUTS! It’s AWESOME!
[Friend]: *visibly confused*
🍺 TODOROKI 🍺
To Shouto, bars tend to be more of annoyance than anything else, so he tends not to go to them. However, he will go if invited. He would order a Long Island Iced Tea (the ‘give me a splash of everything’ drink).
TOLERANCE: High.
- Drinks at home regularly, but not excessively.
- I mean, can you blame him? If I had Todoroki money I’d be splurging on some high quality booze too.
- Crown Royal? Grey Goose? CHILD’S PLAY. How about Remy Martin’s Cognac, Talisker Scotch-Whisky, or Rhetoric Orphan Barrel Straight Bourbon instead?
KIND OF DRUNK: Easy-Going Drunk
- If he manages to drink enough to become intoxicated then you are in for a treat.
- Because when Shouto is drunk, everything is interesting. Let’s talk about all the things (albeit a little slower than usual, and through slurs).
- He wants to hear everything anyone has to say.
- You want to talk about stag beetles for an hour? Shouto wants to listen to you talk about stag beetles for an hour.
- Would be the one to start talking to the old guy at the bar, and intently listening to his life story.
Old guy: *goes on for an hour about his time in the war*
Shouto: So… what did you do? After the war ended?
Old guy: Well, it’s funny you should ask…
Old guy: *goes on for another hour*
Shouto: *completely content*
🍺 SHINSOU 🍺
He really doesn’t like bars, and will do everything in his power to avoid them. Bars are expensive and everyone is annoying. But if dragged to one by his friends, he will order a Black Russian.
TOLERANCE: High.
- Drinks at home regularly, but not excessively.
- He likes to keep it simple by just adding vodka to whatever is in his fridge.
- Orange juice and vodka, lemonade and vodka, RedBull and vodka, the possibilities are endless.
KIND OF DRUNK: The Cuttin’ Loose Drunk
- If he gets drunk, he’s still himself, just more fun-loving and care-free.
- “Everyone probably thinks I’m a villain” Shinsou turns into “Guys, there’s a cat outside!” Shinsou.
- In addition, he is a bit gigglier than usual.
- Drunk Kaminari trips and Shinsou just cracks the fuck up and doesn’t stop laughing for like 15 minutes.
- Also, he kinda just wants to go do something fun (subconsciously still trying to get out of the bar).
Shinsou: *with hazy child-like excitement* Guys, we should go play mini-golf!
THE BOIS: *PRACTICALLY SCREAMING IN THE BAR* FUCK YES!!! PUT-PUT!!!
Everyone: *Proceeds to go play mini-golf for 5 FUCKING HOURS before finally getting their drunk asses through the course ONCE.*
🍺 BAKUGO 🍺
In his opinion, bars are stupid, but he does enjoy watching or participating in the fights. As you might have guessed, he would order a Bloody Mary, but he would also order Flaming Dr Pepper shots for everyone later on.
TOLERANCE: Average.
- Doesn’t do a lot of drinking in his down time, but has done enough to have a standard tolerance.
- Basically only really drinks at get-togethers or social events.
- In his defense, it’s hard to drink much of anything when you’re yelling all the time.
KIND OF DRUNK: Force of Nature Drunk
- Is an unstoppable force.
- Takes bold and boisterous to a whole new level, saying whatever is on his mind (like he normally does, but with less hesitation, and without holding ANYTHING back).
- Will say with unwavering sincerity whether or not he hates someone or loves them.
- Also asks everyone to fight him, and gets frustrated when no one does.
- Is the one that starts fights with inanimate objects.
Bakugo: *trying to square up, but swaying a little bit* YOU THINK YOU CAN IGNORE ME, BITCH!? YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ GO!?
The Bois: *half of them laughing their asses off, the other half dead serious* You tell that fountain statue, buddy! Kick its ass!
Bakugo: *Proceeds to power smash the fountain statue to smithereens*
The Bois: FUUUUUUCK-
I hope you all enjoyed the shit show, and that maybe it made you laugh! (*≧∀≦*) And I hope it was all you hoped it would be Anon! (*^v^*)
xoxo, Mama Smutsy ✾(〜 ☌ω☌)〜✾
~ P.S. I am going to get to as many requests as humanly possible as efficiently as possible, so please don’t think that if I don’t respond right away that I’m not going to fill your request! MAMA WON’T LEAVE YOU HANGING (It just might take a while for her to get to it). Thank you all for your patience! ♡ ~