SMUTSY’S BNHA BOYS: INCORRECT QUOTES
Its not the BNHA meme compilation I was planning on, but I figured this might still be funny anyway! ENJOY BABES! ⊂((・▽・))⊃
Note: None of these are my original thoughts, these are all stolen. I am a thief. A good amount of them were from @incorrectquoteideas though! So go check them out!
~ Warning: contains language ~
INCORRECT QUOTES: BNHA BOYS (SMUTSY EDITION)
S/O: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.
Denki: I photosynthesize with this.
Bakugo: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.
S/O: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…
Bakugo: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll take the fall tonight.
“Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.”
– Aizawa
Denki: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.
Shinsou: Thanks. And if I might return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less irritating.
Shigaraki: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Dabi: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Deku: I’m on my way, try not to swear at anybody.
Bakugo: Fuck you. I’m not an idiot.
Deku: There you go, like that.
Bakugo, angrily: Can I say a bad word?
S/O: Um…
Bakugo: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
S/O: I mean…
Bakugo: [turning to whoever attempted to look in your general direction] YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
Shouto: I did something terrible.
S/O: It’s okay, I have a shovel.
Shouto: Wait, what do you think I did?
S/O: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.
Monoma: I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves.
Deku: Everyone synchronize your watches.
Kirishima: I don’t know how to do that.
Bakugo: I don’t wear a watch.
Denki: TIME IS A CONSTRUCT.
Aizawa: Mic, you know that little voice that people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one!
Hizashi (Mic): You worry too much.
Aizawa: No, I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much.
Bakugo, to S/O: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Mrs. Bakugo: *yelling from the kitchen* Would you like to stay forever?
S/O: You didn’t have to kidnap me.
Dabi: Kidnapping is what you do to children. You’re twenty-one. I abducted you.
Shouto: You need a hobby.
Iida: I have a hobby.
Shouto: Staring at (Y/N)’s face isn’t a hobby.
Iida: You’re right. It’s a profession and I EXCEL AT MY JOB.
Denki: Would you say you’re independent?
Bakugo: *looks at S/O*
S/O: *nods*
Bakugo: I’d say so, yes.
Shinsou: I’m good.
Shinsou: I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but yeah I’m good.
Deku: What time is it?
Shouto: I dunno, hand me that trombone.
Shouto: *playing the trombone*
Bakugo: *bursts into the room* WHO IS THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FUCKING TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Shouto: It’s two in the morning.
S/O: Oh I know! Tell me about your family!
Shouto: I have one.
S/O: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
Dabi: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.
Cashier: That’ll be $20.
Dabi: I don’t have the money.
Cashier: Then I’m sorry, but I can’t sell this to you.
Dabi: *slides the cashier a $20 bill sneakily, like it’s a bribe* How about now?
Cashier: -
Shigaraki, in the distance: Dabi stop fucking with the civilians.
Denki: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Sero: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Bakugo: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kirishima: I joined you in the dumb stuff .
Iida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
