That’s right sweetpea! Mama’s gettin’ hitched! 

To her SOULMATE no less! 

And- I might be biased, but... 

                ...he’s the best man in the world. ( ∩ˇωˇ∩)♡ 

I’m even more smitten with him now than I was in high school (and I was VERY MUCH head over heels for him in high school). (人´ω｀*)♡

Hello my little love bug! I LOVE YOU TOO! And I’m so glad you like my work! (｡’▽’｡)♡ 

I just want to say that writing this was an absolute blast, and I couldn’t stop laughing as I wrote it! I actually made it last night (I actually had a few drinks myself, so I could get in the right mindset for it, of course), and edited it this morning! I wrote a scenario that involved all of them at a bar together- I hope that’s alright! And I hope you enjoy the tipsy boys and their shenanigans! o(^▽^)o

* Warning: Remember! Do not drink unless you are of legal drinking age! Being drunk seems fun, but it is not good to drink in excess 

 (yes I am a hypocrite).

* Disclaimer: This scenario is written assuming that all characters are of legal drinking age.

                     🍺 MIDORIYA 🍺

This kid has maybe been to one bar in his life, and that’s only if you count AppleBee’s. However, if he and his friends did go to one, he would probably would order a Mojito (he didn’t know what to get so he just went with the bartender’s recommendation and ended up liking it).

TOLERANCE: Slightly Low.

KIND OF DRUNK: Emotional Rollercoaster Drunk

Midoriya: *happy as a spring-chicken*

[Friend]: Buddy! I’m glad you’re feeling better! You were so down a few minutes ago, what happened? Did you get some good news?

Midoriya: *very enthusiastic* Somebody told me the peanuts are free! 

[Friend]: Wha-? What do you mean?

Midoriya: I mean THE BARTENDERS ARE BASICALLY GIVING AWAY FREE PEANUTS! It’s AWESOME!

[Friend]: *visibly confused*

                   🍺 TODOROKI 🍺

To Shouto, bars tend to be more of annoyance than anything else, so he tends not to go to them. However, he will go if invited. He would order a Long Island Iced Tea (the ‘give me a splash of everything’ drink).

TOLERANCE: High.

KIND OF DRUNK: Easy-Going Drunk

Old guy: *goes on for an hour about his time in the war*

Shouto: So… what did you do? After the war ended?

Old guy: Well, it’s funny you should ask…

Old guy: *goes on for another hour*

Shouto: *completely content*

                    🍺 SHINSOU 🍺

He really doesn’t like bars, and will do everything in his power to avoid them. Bars are expensive and everyone is annoying. But if dragged to one by his friends, he will order a Black Russian.

TOLERANCE: High.

KIND OF DRUNK: The Cuttin’ Loose Drunk

Shinsou: *with hazy child-like excitement* Guys, we should go play mini-golf!

THE BOIS: *PRACTICALLY SCREAMING IN THE BAR* FUCK YES!!! PUT-PUT!!!

Everyone: *Proceeds to go play mini-golf for 5 FUCKING HOURS before finally getting their drunk asses through the course ONCE.*

                    🍺 BAKUGO 🍺

In his opinion, bars are stupid, but he does enjoy watching or participating in the fights. As you might have guessed, he would order a Bloody Mary, but he would also order Flaming Dr Pepper shots for everyone later on.

TOLERANCE: Average.

KIND OF DRUNK: Force of Nature Drunk

Bakugo: *trying to square up, but swaying a little bit* YOU THINK YOU CAN IGNORE ME, BITCH!? YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ GO!?

The Bois: *half of them laughing their asses off, the other half dead serious* You tell that fountain statue, buddy! Kick its ass!

Bakugo: *Proceeds to power smash the fountain statue to smithereens*

The Bois: FUUUUUUCK-

I hope you all enjoyed the shit show, and that maybe it made you laugh! (*≧∀≦*) And I hope it was all you hoped it would be Anon! (*＾v＾*)

     xoxo,          Mama Smutsy  ✾(〜 ☌ω☌)〜✾

 ~ P.S. I am going to get to as many requests as humanly possible as efficiently as possible, so please don’t think that if I don’t respond right away that I’m not going to fill your request! MAMA WON’T LEAVE YOU HANGING (It just might take a while for her to get to it). Thank you all for your patience! ♡ ~

*GASPS* ABSOLUTELY honey bun! ヾ(＠°▽°＠)ﾉ

Please feel free to DM me anytime! 

           ~ MAMA LOVES TO CHAT WITH HER BABIES o(*≧□≦)o ~

     xoxo,          Mama Smutsy (ᴖ◡ᴖ)

Sweetpea... ♥... YOU give ME life. (   ͡° ͜ʖ  ͡°) 

I’m so honored that you are a fan of my work, and I hope that these Tomura HC’s live up to your expectations! (≧∇≦)/

I know a lot of people see him as an unceasingly confident and diabolically sensual being, but I can’t help my tendency to imagine him being a little more tender than that (considering his past). If you don’t like the way I wrote him then please let me know and I’ll write a more aggressive version of him for you! 

But hopefully you still like this one! (*≧∀≦*)

ALPHABET HEADCANONS

* Warning: This work is about 80% SFW I’d say (but does feature implied sexual content, and language- beacuse Smutsy).

* Disclaimer: I haven’t written anything for Tomura yet, so I apologize if this one seems a little wordy. 

                    • Tomura (A for Affection) • 

                    • Tomura (C for Cuddling) • 

“Hey, we should curl up on the couch after dinner,” basically translates to “I want snugs, woman.”

                    • Tomura (F for Flirting) • 

Tomura: “You- you look cute today…”

Smutsy: Alright ladies and gentlemen, looks like he’s starting off shy, not even trying to hide the blush on his cheeks. Let’s see how S/O responds…

S/O: “Aww, thank you honey! You like my new outfit?”

Smutsy: Ohh-! S/O exhibits a beautiful receive, responding with a solid but mild counter, and twirling around to strengthen the cuteness of their attack. Tomura takes 20 damage, after being stunned by S/O’s beauty. Can Tomura still gain the upper hand? What will he do?!

Tomura: “Yeah, well- haha, I think you look better with nothing on at all~”

Smutsy: AND HE ENDS IT WITH A DEVASTATING ONE-LINER! OH MY GOD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! S/O IS UTTERLY DEFENSELESS AGAINST HIS SMOOTH VOICE AND LUSTY EYES! TOMURA’S ATTACK HAS DONE 80 DAMAGE, AND S/O IS NOW HORNY! VICTORY GOES TO TOMURA!

*  I thought the play by play thing was funny…

*  I CAN’T HELP THAT I’M CHEESY, DAMN IT.

* Additionally, once he gets in the bedroom. His flirting does twice as much damage is incredibly more seductive.

* Since no one is around, he feels comfortable being a little more saucy.

* He whispers sweet things into your ear, which then take a seriously dirty turn, and then effectively turn you into a puddle of arousal. It’s Game Over for your composure.

I hope you enjoyed it cutie pie! And I apologize if it seemed kind of all over the place! (´∩ω∩｀) Thank you so much for your request! ♥

     xoxo,          Mama Smutsy (๑^ں^๑)

A wonderful request my dear!! ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ

AND BEFORE ANY OF YOU START WITH THAT:

“oH, sMuTsY jUsT dId A sHiNsOu rEqUeSt-”    ヘ（。□°）ヘ

Yes, Yes I did. Don’t act like I didn’t give y’all full disclosure of my incurable and damn near crippling Shinsou-bias. ALSO I’m trying to post something here on Tumblr everyday, and this is the one I finished first because it was so hella cute and fun and I couldn’t help myself! 

I’M SORRY I’M SUCH A HOE FOR THE EGGPLANT 

・゜・(ノД`)

 Am simple smutsy. I see Shinsou, I write...  (´;ω;｀) 

Honestly though, I’m sorry you guys... I’m gonna do more than just Shinsou, I promise. 

I hope none of you are too upset with me, and that you will still be able to enjoy this little fluff piece! (*´･∀･)

But I meant what I said @negansnumberonewifie​ - this is a wonderful request, thank you so much! I loved writing it, and I hope you enjoy it too! 

                                             • Shinsou : 🍼 •

* No warnings! Pretty sure this one is like 99% SFW! 

Nearly all the heroes had been called to the inner district of the city; as a hoard of villains were wreaking havoc on the general public. You and Shinsou had been partnered up, and you used both of your quirks to take down as many villains as you could. By the time the battle was over, the heroes had triumphed and the villains were detained and escorted away from the scene.

Medical units were being called in by the dozen. One of the villains had a peculiar quirk that had left several civilians reverted to their child-like selves. Only a few had been affected, but the emergency response teams were doing their best to corral them up and comfort their panicked cries.

                                                 - - - - - - - - -

“W-Where’s Shinsou?!”

‘Oh… Oh shit.’

“Sh-Shinsou?? Is that-??”

‘Oh my God… he’s so cute…’

“Shinsou, s-sweetheart, these people are trying to help you. They just want to take care of you until you go back to normal.”

“Nuh-uh.” He shook his head again, burying himself further into your neck, his little legs scrambling to wrap themselves around your waist.

“I wanna stay with Y/N.”

“Hey buddy! Don’t you wanna come hang out with your best pal Denki?”

“I wanna be with Y/N. I like Y/N.”

“Aw don’t you like me too, buddy?”

“It’s diffwent.”

“I’ll look after him until the affects wear off, is that alright?”

“W-w-well sure! T-that’s fine, if you want to! The effects appear to only last 12 hours, so he’ll be back to normal by tomorrow morning!”

“What’s wrong? You normally come here all the time, Shinsou.”

Shinsou crossed his arms, “Everything hewre is too sweet, I onwy come here because you’re always hewre getting tea.”

“Yes pwease! I wanna go to the petting zoo, pwease!”

“Come on Y/N! Wet’s go!”

“Hewre! I don’t want you to have to pay fowr it!”

You laughed, “Shinsou, I don’t mind! It’s my treat!”

“No Y/N, a gentwlmen is suppowsed to pay fowr his date.”

“How about I take out the $6 for our tickets, okay?”

‘I bet he always was mature for his age.’

“Hey Y/N, can we take a nap? I’m getting sweepy.”

“Alright honey, let’s go back to my house; then we can take a nap. How does that sound?”

‘I wonder if we ever had a baby- would they be this cute?’

“Can I sweep wif you?”

“Sure, come here sweetheart.”

       ‘Beneath you? You had been the big spoon, what-?

                                        Oh…

                     Oh shit.’

                    Dee End! ;3

     xoxo,          Mama Smutsy ヽ(｡• ω•｡)ﾉ

My sweet baby little honey bunny baby child!! ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡ YES I am more than happy to write for our burn-scar boy!! I hope you like it, and that you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it!! (´⌣`ʃƪ)

     ALPHABET HEADCANONS 

* Warning: NSFW because this is Dabi we are talking about, people. 

                    • Dabi (A for Affection) • 

1. Its a way that he can stay close to you, and it shows everyone that you, the angel, are with him, the staple faced guy.

2. Your arm is good leverage when he wants to pull you in for a hug or a kiss, or when you’re about to walk out into traffic.

3. Your sweet little hands are so soft compared to his calloused ones, and damn it, he just really likes it okay?

                    • Dabi (F for Flirting) •

                                        • Dabi (K for Kinks) •

*Smutsy takes a long, slow sip of her sweet tea vodka*

*FUck.*

*Well, here we go.*

                    • Dabi (S for Sexual Style) •

I hope you enjoyed my love! Thank you for the request (and I will get to your other ones soon, don’t worry)! (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

     xoxo,          Mama Smutsy ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ