"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

His faces never fail to amuse me

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

should’ve voted slenderman

Slenderman if you like I will suck your penis so far into my tight asshole you will not see it for days if not weeks. If that helps.

what if you unzipped at the urinal and it just got up and walked away. what would you do

The Urinal or my dick??

you're dodging the question.

has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

The details

Bothering the beast

put the money in the bag

this is definitely NOT the moon girl episode with a trans character that disney shelved and has no plans on airing and i am definitely NOT advising you to spread it around like wildfire in retaliation to this stupid-ass chickenshit coward decision. i repeat, i am DEFINITELY not encouraging you to spread this episode around like crazy to show disney that trans people will not bow down to the whims of the people that want them dead. definitely DON'T do that. definitely

You fall asleep face down on the floor ONE TIME and they never let you forget

This was my birthday card this year