people in the notes just can’t believe that people are real

Big Strap-on Energy

Apparently, the woman on the right is Loora Wang, a Vietnamese fashion designer. Here you go, thirst-tumblr:

Thirst follows.

She is so pretty

Cockles: The complete interaction… And man handling

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And this is how I fall deeper in the Cockles Vortex 😁

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

C-can we come back to the hole in the sun bit

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

But here we are.

a safer way to overshare: project onto a fictional character so hard that sharing your headcanons is basically exposing your deepest secrets, but it’s fine, because no one has to Know

I’m a dumb idiot who needed Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, and Maria to hit in the same month to realize Kaijus in Pacific Rim were a metaphor for climate change and hurricanes and, like, the movie isn’t even subtle about it

there’s a very long tradition in monster movies (and kaiju eiga if you wanna be specific) of monsters as allegory for natural disasters, pollution and climate change. Godzilla vs Hedorah is a really good example where the enemy is literally sentient pollution, and pacific rim does the same thing it did in taking widesweeping environmental issues and linking it DIRECTLY to the appearance of these monsters, both with the above examples and newt’s dialogue after he drifts with the kaiju brain and points out that climate change and co2 emissions means we practically terraformed our planet for these aliens to come BACK and take over. Monster movies are a LOT of different things and can be very silly and absurd but they can also be built around very serious and specific messages about the condition of our planet, and in many ways messages about human impact on the environment has been built into modern monster movies since the very beginning (looking at the impact the original ‘godzilla’ had on pop culture and monster movies the world over)(its also worth noting that this probably extends into many other monster films and franchises from many other countries that i havent seen)

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

Sorry, what year is this again??

we’re all going to fucking die

Black [10.01]

Someone taking care of Dean, but even more importantly, Dean doesn’t fight it, but let this someone (who looks incredibly like Mary) take care of him. Even if just for a second. [inspo]

He looks up at her with the same expression as when he looked up at Mary when they visited heaven.

He is so off guard, and he is not used to it, someone taking care of him is so strange to him that it takes him by surprise and he just… looks at her like a lost child looking for this care.

Aah, you were reminded of that, too! I wrote about the 5x16 reminescence, but I though just now that you know what other moment it also reminds me of? When Bobby touches hospitalized!Dean’s face in 7x03. Same soft and unguarded expression. And same concept. Anyways! *flailing ‘cause somebody else had the same impression*

OMFG. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

This was … pleasurable to watch. ENJOY!

 a little journey with castiel part.2

I CANT BREATHE

SO NOW I’M JUST THINKING ABOUT SAM PERFORMING SOME KIND OF RITUAL TO BRING CAS AND DEAN BACK FROM PURGATORY. IT WORKS AND THERE’S LIKE A *POOF* AND SOME SMOKE AND THEY APPEAR IN THE CIRCLE OF BLOOD THAT SAM DREW ON THE FLOOR EARLIER. BUT WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS OUT IT’S ALL KIND OF AWKWARD BECAUSE DEAN AND CAS ARE NAKED AND DEAN HAS HIS PENIS IN CAS’ ASS.

AND NOW I NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW THIS.

WOAH THERE CAS

YOUR EYES ARE KIND OF TEARING HIM APART THERE.

 #yeah #I mean #there’s undressing someone with your eyes #and then there’s blasting someones clothes away and having them roughly right there on the floor with your eyes #there is eye sex #and then there is eye animal rutting #there’s checking someone out #and then there’s checking someone out from the FUCK LIBRARY AW YEAH

my sexy Dean)))