Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

im so in love with misha collins. its insane

i didn’t know jensen got a tumblr

Imagine ur OTP

just imagine if sam and cas tried to plan a surprise birthday party for dean…you would have to tell cas like, the day of. you cannot ask this adorable little cinnamon roll to lie to his bae.

Crowley vs. Castiel

and in that moment, everyone was looking at dom!cas switching for the first time

I can really imagine a director being like “Misha is beautiful .Like he’s really pretty. Dat profile. Dem eyelashes. Dem eyes. Dem lips. Dat jaw. We really need just a few long seconds taking all that in and showing off our beautiful angel.”

“Next time I won’t miss.”

You didn’t miss this time

my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????

You know the Prefects’ bathroom on the fifth floor? It’s not a bad place for a bath. Just take your egg and… mull things over in the hot water.

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here. 

Surely Sam couldn’t possibly have believed that long unless someone went out every Easter, bought or stole a bunch of candy, and painstakingly stuck it into plastic eggs and put it all in a basket, every year without fail…

Dean’s reaction to meeting a young girl version of himself basically.

ok but if this is cas having a normal lunch what do you think his pillow talk is like? or better yet, what is cas like at 3am? THESE ARE THINGS I NEED TO KNOW.

That was not the kind of shot to the face he was hoping for.

you were saying dean?

You best start believing in chick flicks, Dean Winchester.

You’re in one.

gross husbands

Dean was like, “Huh. Look at that. I think I’m aroused. Son of a bitch. Sammy, Kevin, Bobby, Gabriel, Balthazar, Naomi, Crowley, the chick at the Gas n Sip, 2014!me, Charlie, Uriel, Lucifer, the motel clerk in the 70s, and probably Dad’s ghost are all right. I do fuckin love Cas. Son of a bitch.”

John Winchester’s journal

Maybe he sold all his parenting skills for artistic talent

#Dean supporting recycling is sexy to me #talk to me about Dean being on an environmental kick #because they save the world every day it’s only fair they pull their weight in the nature department too #(I cringe any time Dean drops litter in fics. Please don’t. Have him descecrate the meaning of humanity but don’t let him drop litter) #(or squish bugs) #(Dean is not a bug squisher he is a lover of all living creatures unless they are evil)  #(spiders are gross but not evil) #(Cas would appreciate that I think) #(picking spiders out of the bath and putting them outside instead of squshing them)

(via: almaasi)

i can just see Dean half naked carefully scooping up a spider on a piece of paper and gingerly, almost on tippy toes, going to the door, biting his lip as he tries to slide it off the paper onto the porch outside.