#sometimes i think ''i wonder if i'm imagining it'' but then i see shit like this and i'm like... nah brah. they're actually this gross

almaasi reblogged

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this is too much???? like what are we even meant to do with this. an extreme amount of body language happens in these three gifs for me to deal with all at once AND YET... HERE WE GO

MISHA JERKING THE MICROPHONE IN THE FIRST GIF
Jensen faLLING OFF HIS CHAIR because vague jokes about Misha's sexuality are apparently HILARIOUS
Jared just like “I know too much and I have seen more than I care to think about”
...”but I may as well make a joke about it”
Jensen is still literally weak in the knees and he’s squirming everywhere because TOO MUCH LAUGHING??? because someone said “Misha” and “straight” in the same sentence
SUDDENLY BUTTSEX JOKE. AND JARED AUTOMATICALLY IMPLIES BOTTOM!jENSEN (or was he talking to Misha about Jensen’s boner issues? MAYBE BOTH)
...AND THEN JARED REACHES FOR JENSEN'S CROTCH IN A PROTECTIVE GESTURE????????????? it’s like “here this is the gesture you should be doing with your own hands, but I’mma help a brother out and do it for you since you’re dying of laughter”
AND MISHA PUTTING HIS DEFENSIVE HAND ON HIS ALREADY DEFENSIVE LEG IN THE THIRD GIF. (Misha don’t you like when people tease you about your sexuality in front of 30000 people?)
AND THEN JENSEN ALMOST DOING THE THIGH TOUCH EXCEPT HE CAN’T PROPERLY BECAUSE HE’S STILL EXPERIENCING LAUGHTER ORGASM. WILL HE NEVER STOP

AND OH MY GOD all this happened in less than 10 seconds I'M GOING TO FUck I NG IMplODE