Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

There are several fanfics out there that deal with a smitten Bashir trying to research stuff about both Cardassian courting and sexual practices, and running into that famous Cardassian obfuscation/secrecy. Like, there’s probably is Cardassian porn out there, it’s just…really hard for him to get a hold of, y’know? And I love those stories, they are hilarious. But has anyone considered Garak trying to research human sexuality and running into an…opposite problem?

Like, instead of there being an absence of information, there’s just…so damn much that it becomes impossible to sort it out and make any kind of sense of it. After all, surely ALL of these can’t be common human sexual practices. Right? Right???    

#you cannot tell me human porn doesn’t get even weirder and more wildly varied in the future [x]

#cut to julian trying to convince garak that on earth EVERYONE is really into feet [x]

#WHAT KILLS Me is THAT JENSEN WAS SPOTTING DURING HIS TURNS IN THE HULA HOOP#GOOD ON YOU FOR USING PROPER TEcHNIQUE LMAO (via deanandhiscas)

#joining some of my fellow shippers #in the theory that the direction here was meant to convey the feeling of dean's isolation #slash separation from the others #also that some of the most frustrating 'why aren't they even interacting with each other' destiel moments #are because cas is so much part of the solution #that having him close and interacting /meaningfully/ with dean too much #would make it impossible to have dean descend as much as the narrative requires before he can be reborn/stand up again #you can't have a bright light illuminating the tunnel if the tunnel's supposed to be #a dark one #to contrast the light at the end of it #also the on-screen deancas 'radio silence' is way too unusual and blatant at this point #for it not to be deliberate #I really trust berens and sgriccia because they've already proven that they know very well how to manage their screentime and their interact #interaction between tfw members dean/cas included #so #that bond is so profound you've fallen head over heels in it (via bakasara​)

Dean and Cas question

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#actually hearing that hurts a little  #because I think that he and Misha have totally different points of view on that topic  #it may be a hint that destiel won't ever become canon on screen because Jensen doesn't really want that  #it's so weird because some things he said in the past are so different from what is he saying now  #I'm not gonna even start on Misha because we all know he's a massive troll and he jokes about almost everything  #but sometimes he gets serious and things he's saying then are so different from what's Jensen saying here  #and obviously some parts are not played like they were just good friends they are not even written like that  #season finale? love heartbreak and... love?  #okay i can go with brotherly love thing but seriously Metatron saying that Cas sacrifised everything for Dean  #and Dean saying the same thing episode earlier  #is that a thing a good friend would do? with all that love context and fucking metatron telling us about subtext?  #actually yes and no  #I actually even wonder because maybe only maybe they're going to go 'Cas loves Dean but Dean think about Cas like he was his brother' way  #and maybe even 'Cas is in love with Dean but Dean thinks Cas's his brother'  #OR MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS SHOWN THAT METATRON'S A FULL-TIME DICK  #AND A LIAR  #THE FACT THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SUBTEXT LOVE AND CAS DOING EVERYTHING FOR DEAN  #WAS A FUCKING LIE even thought some of us realise that that's actually true but  #that was the show's way for telling us that's never going to happen becuase everything that metatron was telling us about was something  #that was never going to happen  #idk all of this sometimes irritates me very much and I think they should just sit in one room with writers  #and talk about it come up with one or two things that are certain and say that officially that this  #sometimes may be written like it's there but that's not the truth and that is never ever going to happen  #obviously  #hearing that from Jensen was predictable hearing that from Misha would be  #so much worse  #Jensen Ackles  #spn cast  #Destiel  #and other things that certainly won't happen in season 10  (via ididntkillsamandriel)

#his shoes #his shoes and his pants that hug his legs #and that fucking coat #Dean has grown into such a dapper man#he’s inching ever closer to Dean Smith #who was unafraid to love his body #who felt free of the burdens that Dean Winchester’s life endured #i just want him to be happy and himself #and to love himself #and i truly think fashion helps him with that and i’m going to cry now ok goodbye

#cries because cas is getting so good at reading people #he can tell when dean is upset just by looking at the hunch of his shoulders and the space around him #he knows all of dean so intimately by now #his gestures and the way he carries himself#and how he acts like things bounce off him when really they absorb right into his skin #cas ///knows/// #and he cares #he cares so much #and he wishes he could make it all go away #but not even angelic powers can heal this kind of pain #don't touch me don't even look at me (via wexchester)

deancanhuntmedown:

#if my head was in his lap I wouldn’t be looking at his face

#oh i’d be looking at his face but i’d also have a mouth full