Hanukkahn't Resist You

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by almaasi

Dean made a Hanukkah greeting card for Cas, his fellow teacher and major crush. The card is also a pun. And also a pick-up line. And also maybe a mistake.

Words: 2460, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Weird But Confident

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by almaasi

Castiel enjoys going through Dean’s personal belongings, and Dean enjoys letting him. One evening Cas finds a pair of panties in Dean’s bag, and assumes the worst: Dean slept with someone else.   (Spoilers: He didn’t. The panties are Dean’s.)

Words: 5232, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Unconditional

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by almaasi

Over the years, Dean’s learned a lot about himself, and the way he loves those around him. Now Cas is back from the dead, and he came back human - and hurt. As Dean soothes Cas’ wounds in the front seat of the Impala, an ache in his heart drives him to find words to explain.

Words: 2676, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Tickle Fight Wasteland

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by almaasi

A fluffy post-apocalyptic Dean/Cas human AU. Castiel is trying to meditate when Dean decides that now would be the perfect time for a tickle fight.

Words: 5712, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Symbols of Affection

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by almaasi

Dean texts Cas a kissy-face emoticon by mistake. However, when he sees Cas’ reply, he starts to think maybe it wasn’t a mistake after all.

Words: 4865, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Sharing the Rain Dog

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by almaasi

When some asshole hits a dog with his car and drives off, the first two people on the scene are Dean and Castiel. Castiel’s an FBI agent with a plane to catch, and he doesn’t have time to take the dog to the vet. Dean’s a musician, and he doesn’t have the money. An agreement is reached: Dean goes, Castiel pays, and they’ll exchange details and meet again to work things out. But who gets the dog? Sooner or later they’re going to realise that having shared custody of one pitbull isn’t ideal. She needs one home, not two. One stable, loving home…

Words: 19837, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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The Tailor of Fairy Ridge

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by almaasi

A lonely, struggling tailor named Castiel discovers he has a fairy living in his shop, supplying him with clever new ideas for clothes every night. Dean is a glutton for all things sugary, and he doesn’t speak a word. Of course, Castiel can’t help but adore his company.

Words: 17957, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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We're the New Romantics

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by almaasi

“He’s so pretentious.”

“Who is?”

“Castiel.” Dean sneered as he said the name. “Look at him. He only brought one bag, and it’s tiny. And orange.”

“Maybe he doesn’t like carrying a lot of stuff,” Charlie said, shouldering her own rainbow-coloured weekender bag, leading Dean out of the crowd and towards the picnic benches. “Gifted-and-Talented Summer Camp is only four days. A change of clothes and a toothbrush, that’s all most people need.”

“What about when he sleeps? Doesn’t he at least need a pair of jammies? And that freaking nose ring. Seriously, he looks like a bull. I wonder if anyone’s ever told him.”

Words: 8138, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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What's a Hickey?

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by almaasi

Sam and Cas have a conversation about hickeys. Specifically, about the one on Castiel’s neck.

Words: 1101, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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#ThankYouSammy

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by almaasi

@honeybeeinatrenchcoat: First official date with Dean! Sam made spaghetti bolognese! I don’t eat, but Dean does :-P #ValentinesDay2015 #ThankYouSam

Words: 9626, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Father Material

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by almaasi

All Castiel needed was someone to babysit his troubled four-year-old niece while he went out to dinner with Sam. Honestly, after everything he’d heard about Sam’s older brother, Castiel wasn’t expecting Dean to be capable of handling the job. But not only is Dean highly competent, his skill with difficult children makes him appear downright charming. Improbable as it is, it’s starting to look as though both Castiel’s sanity and romantic life could potentially be salvaged by just one man.

Words: 12055, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Snow Place Like Home (But My Home Is With You)

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by almaasi

It’s Christmas Eve, and Dean, Sam and Castiel are snowed into a small town with a big festive spirit. They splurge on a fancy room in a B&B – hey, they deserve a treat. There’s a tiny plastic tree and a working TV, so they could perhaps overlook the lack of hot water and Dean having to bunk with Sam. Sleeping arrangements soon reach a happier equilibrium: Dean’s just cuddling Cas to keep him warm, he swears – the tingly feeling means nothing! Christmas Day arrives, and Cas still doesn’t have a gift for Dean. Dean doesn’t know what to give Cas, either. Sam has a few ideas, but will the other two truly understand what he means?

(With art by rhapsodean!)

Words: 47814, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Hart of the Storm

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by almaasi

Historical AU. One by one, people disappear into the forest. A hunter named Dean is employed to bring them back, and eliminate the danger while he’s at it. His search leads him to Castiel, the forest’s resident deity: a shapeshifting stag, glowing with all the power of a thunderstorm. Thinking Castiel is the monster he’s been sent to kill, Dean falls prey to the forest’s magical defence and is transformed into a deer. Castiel commits to caring for him while he recovers – and Dean lets it happen, holding onto hope that Cas can make him human again. Meanwhile, other people embark on their own quests to save friends and family: Missouri, Dean’s surrogate mother; the young Native American schoolteacher, Elsie; Dean’s own brother, Sam, alongside Charlie, Elsie’s lady love. Like the others, they vanish without a trace amongst the trees. What is taking them? And will they ever come back out?

Words: 119,231, Chapters: 23/23, Language: English

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Lettuce Share This Moment

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by almaasi

Dean has a secret: he’s a closet salad-lover. It plagues him and shames him on a near-daily basis… and now Cas knows.

Words: 4807, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Panic Kiss

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by almaasi

AU. Dean is helping his brother Sam move house. They’re using two cars: Dean’s superbly enormous ‘67 Chevy Impala, and a rodent of a Mazda belonging to a random friend of Sam’s, some guy named Cas. Of course, Sam’s legs are too long for the Mazda, so Dean ends up being the one crowded into the backseat of a car which was surely assembled in hell. A panic attack is imminent. And when it arrives, Sam’s buddy Cas turns out to have a tremendous gift for soothing Dean’s hysteria.

Words: 5173, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Nobody's Daddy

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by almaasi

Dean breastfeeds a baby. Well, the damn thing was crying, what was he supposed to do?!

Words: 3655, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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ever look at yourself and wonder "what the frick did I just write"?

Foxfire Blossom

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by almaasi

On a narrow lane, right at the edge of San Francisco city, there is a boutique flower shop with a single employee named Dean. The place is Dean’s world; it’s tiny, filled with bright colour and sensational beauty, and it’s the only sanctuary he ever finds amidst the commotion of his new life. Then, there’s Castiel. From the first time he steps into the shop, Castiel can’t help but become deeply enchanted by what’s inside. However, it’s not just the flowers that keep him coming back - with each visit he makes, he grows fonder of the bespectacled florist, learning Dean’s hands and his laughter as Dean shows him how to romance a woman. There is nothing either of them can do to keep from falling in love, despite Castiel’s path already being paved, cemented, and thoroughly set in stone: he is supposed to marry Daphne. It becomes clear that they all have their vices, addictions. Castiel has kept things from Dean… and maybe Dean has a few secrets, too. What with all the lying, cheating, and dauntless emotional vulnerability, they may as well be living in a soap opera.

Words: 283,000, Chapters: 28/28, Language: English

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The fic isn't officially posted yet (because I think it's night-time for the DCBB mods and they're asleep), but people in other places are waiting, so I'mma reblog this so I don't feel like I'm withholding >u>