Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

Local twink seen puffing himself up to attract the larger hunk he’s attracted to

What do you think where Jensen’s thoughts were?

[video by Gayled_it]

I would like to see a thorough analyse of everything going on in these gifs by @almaasi

what is there to say? he finds misha attractive so he checks him out when he thinks both misha and the audience are too distracted to notice, that’s not new c:

misha’s wearing jensen’s shirt here, and jensen is INTO THAT. (see below)

at this point in the video (~4 minutes in) misha just sniFFED HIS KNEE ‘cause jensen touched him there

and then jensen turns to him like “how you doing, bud?” just to ease into a conversation, except misha has something READY TO GO: and so begins the topic of misha borrowing jensen’s clothes.

jensen was already biting his lips (both top & bottom, in a nervous way, not a sexy way) by the time misha mentions clothes – BUT, there’s this very brief flicker on jensen’s forehead of “oh god what is he about to say right now??” as misha says “this morning… jensen was like–”

but then he relaxes a bit in that final gif, when he realises misha’s just talking about jensen donating all his old con clothes.

like “oh he’s not talking about the thing i thought he was gonna talk about”

the fact they KEEP talking about this so casually and openly, though… (i’ve missed a few cons but i’m pretty sure this is the second time misha’s mentioned it). the openness is kind of a dead giveaway, because you know that thing jensen does when they’re ACTUALLY talking about something personal between him and misha?? how he goes all tense and smiles at his thighs and rubs the back of his head?? or just stares at misha with hearteyes and a huge smile? yeah that’s not happening

this is a safe, easy topic, in the “friend” realm, and yet it involves clothes sharing, which is an inherently intimate thing to do (fight me, it is)

they undoubtedly decided privately before it ever came up in public: they can talk about this “jensen gave misha all his old con photo clothes” stuff, because it’s the obvious thing that people see at cons, and it’s been going on so long that it kinda needs addressing. and it’s not something they ever considered an intimate part of their relationship. literally, face value: jensen had clothes he was never gonna wear again, so he gave them to misha, end of story.

HOWEVER, this time, mentioned in this video, jensen wanted to misha to wear one of his shirts (why??? WHY???), but it wasn’t until misha spilled salad dressing on his own shirt that he begrudgingly accepted.

misha is actively and aggressively trying to AVOID the “i borrow jensen’s clothes” thing, jensen literally doesn’t give a shit and wants to give misha his clothes anyway and have him wear them in public??? on purpose???

this is after they already told everyone why misha has hand-me-downs. so perhaps jensen assumes people would graciously understand, and he could get away with dressing misha up the way he wants to.

don’t even tell me that’s not what he’s doing. he likes it.

but the point is, this wasn’t intimate act to them (even though it is, actually, an intimate act; they’ve normalised it to themselves by doing it so often) – and jensen totally thought misha was gonna say something way more damning here.

is that what you meant, @pentrollskijn​? ;;ouo

I love when there is new meta by my favs!!! It’s like finding money on the ground and being like “oh! today is good after all!”. 😁😁😁

I don’t have much to add but I probably will anyway b/c I can’t help myself with these two. I’m struck again by how this is just one of an almost infinite number of possessive interactions that Jensen initiates with Misha. Like, seriously, he is always doing things to claim Misha, whether it’s little touches (shoulder, arm, neck, knee, thigh), ass-slapping (we know we’ve seen that), verbal gestures (remember how Richard Speight once said no one else calls him “Mish” and they tease Jensen for it?), grooming (fix his collar, fix his hair), or dressing him in his clothes. They are all such evident symbols that say “this is my Misha.”

That’s why Jensen isn’t at all worried or embarrassed about the clothes sharing being public. He likes it. He gives zero fucks. He already wants to announce constantly that Misha belongs to him and this is just one more way. (And, my God, Misha just accept his gifts! If it makes him happy to know you’re wearing something he bought you and none of us will ever know what’s the harm?!) Whereas Misha is self-conscious about the clothes–and about all these things probably–because, although on the surface they are all arguably just friendly, they are signals of a deeper intimacy. It’s too close to something that’s real and not for the public eye. And ultimately, I think, Misha is an even more intensely private person than Jensen (though both are introverts and private). We know a lot about Misha Collins, but very little about Dmitri Krushnic and he wants to ensure that it stays that way. And Jensen is a part of that life and that self.

I’ve already written humorously (on my “clothes sharing” tag) about how Misha is kind of a mess on this topic (this was actually the third time he brought it up onstage) but there’s a serious side to it too and it’s very interesting to me how much Misha seems to care vs. how little Jensen seems to care. If I were to take it even further into the realm of wild speculation, I’d say something about how it shows Misha being vulnerable and “small” in a way that his con persona doesn’t usually allow for; it reveals that Jensen takes care of him and that he lets him and he likes it. Jensen is happy for that to be hinted at because, well, he likes being a caretaker and protector. It’s a huge part of who he is. And I’m not saying Misha never takes care of Jensen…he definitely does. Just look at how he puts him at ease allows him to relax into being himself. But it’s not the same kind of protective-possessiveness (because Misha’s not really a very possessive guy, imo, though he’s fiercely loyal and loving).

So, yes, this gifset certainly shows Jensen looking Misha over like he’s a tasty snack but the fact that he’s doing it in the context of Misha dressing in his clothes–and that brings Jensen evident pleasure and enjoyment–is even more significant. It seems like the floodgates are open on the clothes thing now and Jensen, for one, is going to take full advantage of it.

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My favorite thing about this isn’t even the obvious flirting but the way misha moves closer to jensen in the beginning, like he wasn’t close enough already.

No but Dean having an elaborate “How to court the Angel in eight easy years” - plan is actually hilarious to me.

Sam: Dude he lost all his memories and is married to someone else

Dean: Shhh Sammy, it’s all part of my glorious plan

Step 84: make him a mixtape Step 157: actually give him the mixtape

Step 85: ‘morning sunshine

Step 86: teach him how to flirt while calling him ‘devistatingly handsome’

*5,000 steps to win over an angel in eight easy years*

Step 37: keep his trench coat safely tucked in the Impala so when he inevitably returns it will smell like me

Step 52: assist him with his clothing at every opportunity

Step 76: insult his clothing Step 77: he insults MY clothing, so I mix in some leather to show I respect his criticism

step 17: intrigue him by playing hard to get and reminding him about personal space

step 912: this is taking too long, fuck it, just sit in his lap in a diner booth. literally just sit. in. his. lap.

Here, let me play with your collar and blatantly stare at your chest while you act like this is nothing out of the ordinary, because that’s just how we roll.

This is so cute. He is adjusting his collar and buttons and smoothing his shirt, which are classic grooming and preening gestures. Jensen wants to look good for Misha because he cares what Misha thinks of him and he wants Misha to find him attractive because he desires Misha.

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HE PREENS. as soon as Misha shows up he fiddles with his shirt collar and makes sure his crotch is covered!! (in preparation for the boner he will undoubtedly have in 10 seconds)

gotta look perfect for his India-Russia bae

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This means that presumably, Dean has also at some point fixed Cas’s hair for him.  How else do you explain how much neater it got in the later seasons? 

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Dean helps Cas pluck the leftover Lucifer feathers out of his wings.

HMMM I WONDER WHO BOUGHT YOU THAT $978 DESIGNER JACKET MISHA

it sure as heck wasn’t purchased by Misha himself, Mr. Blowjob Shirt, Mr. Flamingo Shirt, Mr. Weird Sweaters, Mr. Mismatched Suits, Mr. Maybe-Probably-Borrowed Suits, and Mr. Shirts With Holes In

I don’t think there’s many people Misha knows who would spend that amount of money on making him look pretty (at least, anyone whose lavish gift Misha would accept to wear specifically for JIBcon), and we know Jensen does take Misha shopping and cares a lot about what Misha wears and how he looks, and Misha always looks suspiciously good whenever Jensen is around.

……….but jesus fucking christ why the fricketty frack would anyone buy a $978 jacket???? who would do that??? I know, I know, RICH PEOPLE. seriously though, once you go above maybe $200 or $250 I don’t think it’s possible to find a significant increase in quality or tailored fit (or humane material acquisition and/or labour) so at the point something costs a _ t h o u s a n d _ d o l l a r s _ you’re basically just paying for the label

people who Misha knows with a lot of money who would pay for a label: Jensen

Ok, I posted about this earlier but I’m recasting and posting this…

Misha makes a lot of money. Sometimes he buys nice shit. Why the FUCK do we have to overanalyse it?! Why would someone else buy it for him!? Guys he makes hundreds of public appearances. Is it not possible he wanted a nice jacket for said appearances? Jesus I can’t even with this fandom sometimes. I love you guys but damn everytime these guys sneeze you tear it apart and look for sexual meaning in it. It’s just a fucking expensive jacket.

Misha doesn’t spend tons of money on clothes, as seen in the links at the start of this post. he finds good stuff and wears it until it literally falls apart. sometimes even after it’s fallen apart.

if he was going to treat himself to new clothes (which he should, and he does, and he has every right to go expensive) he wouldn’t pay $978 for one jacket. for that amount of money he could repurchase every item he already owns. there are very few people in the world who would pay that price for one item of clothing (which will most likely only been worn a few times, since it stands out), and Misha is not one of those people. he’s not even the sort of guy who wears suits all that often.

you know what Misha uses his spending money on? buying tents and thermos flasks for homeless people. and home upkeep, and food, and bills. and probably a college fund for his kids. he’s that sort of person. not saying he can’t also be the sort who buys ridiculously expensive clothing (like Jensen), but honestly? he’s just not. I can’t back that up with anything specific other than years of watching the guy be incredibly humble about everything, including his wealth - even when he speaks openly about making a lot of money. Misha is the kind of person who looks most comfortable wearing things that probably came from a thrift store.

sure, he always brings his a-game for JIBcon - I mean, this year he showed up wearing an entirely new wardrobe, all perfectly on-point - but Jensen did the same. and funnily enough, their clothes happen? to be?? from the same very expensive stores???

I’m fairly sure that means... something.

of course, the other option here is that it’s Jensen’s jacket and Misha’s just borrowing it. either way, I have zero doubt that Jensen was involved somehow, even if he just picked out what Misha should wear that day, and the jacket was ~an especially lucky thrift store find~.

(...also, did I say anything about this was inherently sexual? Jensen cares about his friend and wants him to look good??????? THEY GO CLOTHES SHOPPING TOGETHER is way more satisfying and realistic than anything else that could be inferred from this)

Earlier today at the Cockles op, a girl had Jensen wear an Abe Lincoln hat/beard and Misha had a George Washington wig. After they took the pic and gave the props back to her, Misha’s hair was a little messed up. Jensen was quick to fix his hair for him, almost finger combing it back in place with both hands. It was a beautiful thing to witness.