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Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

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this is too much???? like what are we even meant to do with this. an extreme amount of body language happens in these three gifs for me to deal with all at once AND YET… HERE WE GO

  1. MISHA JERKING THE MICROPHONE IN THE FIRST GIF
  2. Jensen faLLING OFF HIS CHAIR because vague jokes about Misha’s sexuality are apparently HILARIOUS
  3. Jared just like “I know too much and I have seen more than I care to think about”
  4. …”but I may as well make a joke about it”
  5. Jensen is still literally weak in the knees and he’s squirming everywhere because TOO MUCH LAUGHING??? because someone said “Misha” and “straight” in the same sentence
  6. SUDDENLY BUTTSEX JOKE. AND JARED AUTOMATICALLY IMPLIES BOTTOM!jENSEN (or was he talking to Misha about Jensen’s boner issues? MAYBE BOTH)
  7. …AND THEN JARED REACHES FOR JENSEN’S CROTCH IN A PROTECTIVE GESTURE????????????? it’s like “here this is the gesture you should be doing with your own hands, but I’mma help a brother out and do it for you since you’re dying of laughter”
  8. AND MISHA PUTTING HIS DEFENSIVE HAND ON HIS ALREADY DEFENSIVE LEG IN THE THIRD GIF. (Misha don’t you like when people tease you about your sexuality in front of 30000 people?)
  9. AND THEN JENSEN ALMOST DOING THE THIGH TOUCH EXCEPT HE CAN’T PROPERLY BECAUSE HE’S STILL EXPERIENCING LAUGHTER ORGASM. WILL HE NEVER STOP

AND OH MY GOD all this happened in less than 10 seconds I’M GOING TO FUck I NG IMplODE

10. ALSO I MISSED THAT THEY MADE SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT IN THE SECOND GIF

they c o m m u n i c a t e d

Related to #10: In the second gif, Jared is looking at Misha and then he looks at Jensen. THEN we have the third gif where he makes the joke, covers Jensen’s crotch, etc. While he was looking directly at Misha’s face - nay, is trying to catch Misha’s eye and determine the best course of action here - he sees something in his expression that makes him turn his head and look at the idiot on his left.

Jared didn’t react to the question, or to Jensen’s laughter, until he noticed the eye contact (communication) between Misha and Jensen.

but yeah to quote suvi: #dont ever forget that this happened

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Dude, can we talk about this for a moment? From 19:50 onwards:

Fan: So I was wondering how each of you felt about that and why you think Supernatural is so universally appealing to, like bipartisan standards, nothing crosses that anymore, so. Jared: [clears throat] I think that’s a question best answered by Jensen. Jensen:Jensen: Just workig on my mic, here, so take it. Jared: Umm… Jensen: [continues working on mic] Jared: Miskavitch..?

Like, there was zero reason for Jared Padalecki to turn the question into a bisexual pun and he did because

 JARED HAS NO CHILL LEFT.

Goddamn, I can’t with this cast. I cannot.

Also, also, the Zorro story?

Jensen saying that in 11 years he’s messed up one line? That they had to have 35 takes on for him to get it right? Because he kept saying he wanted to have sex with Zorro in a dress? Because he obviously couldn’t get the line of Dean confessing he wanted to have sex with a girl in a Zorro mask out in character? Because it didn’t make sense to him?

HAHAHA don’t touch me

It’s telling that this was the one line all season that I had trouble interpreting.

Jensen knows stuff about Dean he really has no idea he knows…

Well, I do think that Jensen is the world’s foremost Dean scholar, but I don’t doubt for a second that he hasn’t known about Dean Winchester’s bisexuality since the first episode. A lot of the early camera work indicating the subtext relayed on his line of sight, and it does not happen by accident.

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this is too much???? like what are we even meant to do with this. an extreme amount of body language happens in these three gifs for me to deal with all at once AND YET… HERE WE GO

  1. MISHA JERKING THE MICROPHONE IN THE FIRST GIF
  2. Jensen faLLING OFF HIS CHAIR because vague jokes about Misha’s sexuality are apparently HILARIOUS
  3. Jared just like “I know too much and I have seen more than I care to think about”
  4. …”but I may as well make a joke about it”
  5. Jensen is still literally weak in the knees and he’s squirming everywhere because TOO MUCH LAUGHING??? because someone said “Misha” and “straight” in the same sentence
  6. SUDDENLY BUTTSEX JOKE. AND JARED AUTOMATICALLY IMPLIES BOTTOM!jENSEN (or was he talking to Misha about Jensen’s boner issues? MAYBE BOTH)
  7. …AND THEN JARED REACHES FOR JENSEN’S CROTCH IN A PROTECTIVE GESTURE????????????? it’s like “here this is the gesture you should be doing with your own hands, but I’mma help a brother out and do it for you since you’re dying of laughter”
  8. AND MISHA PUTTING HIS DEFENSIVE HAND ON HIS ALREADY DEFENSIVE LEG IN THE THIRD GIF. (Misha don’t you like when people tease you about your sexuality in front of 30000 people?)
  9. AND THEN JENSEN ALMOST DOING THE THIGH TOUCH EXCEPT HE CAN’T PROPERLY BECAUSE HE’S STILL EXPERIENCING LAUGHTER ORGASM. WILL HE NEVER STOP

AND OH MY GOD all this happened in less than 10 seconds I’M GOING TO FUck I NG IMplODE

10. ALSO I MISSED THAT THEY MADE SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT IN THE SECOND GIF

they c o m m u n i c a t e d

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almaasi

this is too much???? like what are we even meant to do with this. an extreme amount of body language happens in these three gifs for me to deal with all at once AND YET... HERE WE GO

  1. MISHA JERKING THE MICROPHONE IN THE FIRST GIF
  2. Jensen faLLING OFF HIS CHAIR because vague jokes about Misha's sexuality are apparently HILARIOUS
  3. Jared just like “I know too much and I have seen more than I care to think about”
  4. ...”but I may as well make a joke about it”
  5. Jensen is still literally weak in the knees and he’s squirming everywhere because TOO MUCH LAUGHING??? because someone said “Misha” and “straight” in the same sentence
  6. SUDDENLY BUTTSEX JOKE. AND JARED AUTOMATICALLY IMPLIES BOTTOM!jENSEN (or was he talking to Misha about Jensen’s boner issues? MAYBE BOTH)
  7. ...AND THEN JARED REACHES FOR JENSEN'S CROTCH IN A PROTECTIVE GESTURE????????????? it’s like “here this is the gesture you should be doing with your own hands, but I’mma help a brother out and do it for you since you’re dying of laughter”
  8. AND MISHA PUTTING HIS DEFENSIVE HAND ON HIS ALREADY DEFENSIVE LEG IN THE THIRD GIF. (Misha don’t you like when people tease you about your sexuality in front of 30000 people?)
  9. AND THEN JENSEN ALMOST DOING THE THIGH TOUCH EXCEPT HE CAN’T PROPERLY BECAUSE HE’S STILL EXPERIENCING LAUGHTER ORGASM. WILL HE NEVER STOP

AND OH MY GOD all this happened in less than 10 seconds I'M GOING TO FUck I NG IMplODE

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He’s not gonna answer.

Can we talk about how much he missed Misha? He was willing to call him and talk to him, but Misha didn’t pick up the phone and Jensen looked sad, with a nostalgic smile. He missed Misha so damn much.

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