So uh have u seen heritageposts recently
NO BUT I JUST LOOKED AND OH HOHOHOHO
so those aren’t even my tags but because of the way tumblr works... i got EVERY. SINGLE. NOTIFICATION. for that.
oh yeah but i added some science later... wow i forgot about that
reaction post typed while watching JIBcon videos (part 1 of ?)
Cockles panel
in which Misha still has an unapologetic pee kink and Jensen is way more submissive than I remember him being
This is super crap quality but…WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS WITH MY EYES?
Jared ships it. Misha tucks his head in like he knows he belongs there. Jensen nods his head like, “yeah, that needed to happen.”
and misha immediately lets his guard down (no longer holding his own wrist)
a bear...
as in... Mishka??
(i.e. Russian for “little bear” aka THE PET NAME JENSEN CALLS MISHA SOMETIMES???)
reaction post typed while watching the JIBcon 2017 Jensen & Misha panel
um............this is........ kind of gay
under the cut: my casual thoughts on Cockles, Jensen in heat, a lil bit of Destiel, and a small dose of toxic masculinity because man it just keeps coming back to that
HEY @bakasara DID YOU LET JENSEN KEEP THOSE PINK, SATINY PANTIES OR......??????
HE PREENS. as soon as Misha shows up he fiddles with his shirt collar and makes sure his crotch is covered!! (in preparation for the boner he will undoubtedly have in 10 seconds)
gotta look perfect for his India-Russia bae
i've kinda been away from the show for a couple of months now so i'm not really up to date with anything. what did Jensen say? was it that bad? ;; why do all shows go to shit so badly, it seems to be a trend these days. Thank you
Anonymous said: hi can you give your honest opinion on jensen’s “destiel doesn’t exist”? bc im really sad and lost i need an expert on this
jensen said “destiel doesn’t exist” at jaxcon
(warning: opinions and guesswork ahead)
i typed out several in-depth answers to this today, but short answer is, he’s wrong. (or lying. or he genuinely believes a different truth than reality.)
as much as i understand why he answered like that, given his company at the time (jared, non-shippers, wincest-shippers) and his personal situation regarding misha, whatever it may be, and possible contractual issues about what he can and can’t say in public, screw him for saying it so aggressively.
the show, the script, the directing, jensen’s acting, misha’s acting, the fandom - all of it collectively creates a reality in which destiel is real, and is canon. the issue exists solely when jensen (specifically jensen) goes up in front of an audience that does not include misha. it’s not the fandom messing up or seeing things that aren’t there, it’s jensen having a personal issue with admitting he plays dean as bi.
questions about dean’s sexuality make jensen defensive because for him, i imagine, they either feel like people are questioning his acting skills, or his sexual orientation. sometimes both at once. either he acted well and successfully portrayed dean as bisexual and having feelings for cas, or he acted badly and let slip his own attraction for misha. it’s a difficult catch-22-type position for him to be in, hence his consistent self-defensive (subsequently biphobic) answers over the years.
it’s important to mention, jensen mirrors the opinions and body language of those around him. when he says anti-destiel things, he’s either with jared (therefore surrounded by j2 shippers; jaxcon 2017) or alone (anxious and pissed off; jibcon 2015(?)). at jaxcon he’s in a room of people with a majority neutral/non-shipper fans, or wincest shippers there to see him and jared. those j2 panels cannot be about shipping, particularly destiel shipping. whatever jensen said in that moment would make someone mad, and he chose the majority over the person who asked the question. which makes him an ass, but doesn’t make his decision wrong. rest assured, he would not have answered the same way if misha had been beside him.
in case it reassures you, i’ll say it again: destiel is a thing, period. as is dean’s bisexuality. jensen knows it. we know it. the people who make the show know it. it’s in a weird bubble of semi-existence (aka schrodinger’s queerbait) where it Is Definitely There but is not canonical despite the fact that it’s very very canonical and wouldn’t exist non-canonically unless its seed was first canonical.
(and let’s be real, the seed of destiel was jensen and misha’s incredible involuntary chemistry. hence some of jensen’s motivation for saying it’s not a thing. there are things preserved forever in canon which i believe jensen never intended to put out there.)
jensen’s allowed to have personal issues, and he’s within his rights to upset thousands of people if it feels unsafe for him to give a different answer, or if he’s contractually obliged not to say certain things.
look, if destiel is real for you, let it be real for you. if destiel makes you happy, and it gets you through the day, don’t let anyone make you resent it. jensen has dean’s face, but he’s not dean.
even dean would say his feelings for cas aren’t romantic, but that doesn’t make the statement true, does it?
please don’t send me any follow-up questions, i don’t wanna think about this right now. i’m just posting this because until i do i’m gonna keep thinking about it.
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
this is fine.jpg
Madd I will actively fight you about this. This sentence is so beautiful BECAUSE it causes a misconception that could be easily prevented by the Oxford comma. We live in an Oxford Comma society that makes the missing comma present us with Cockles. SO YOU’RE WELCOME.
I raise you a theory:
Jared’s big on grammar and using impeccable English language, right?
HE WOULD KNOW PERFECTLY WELL THAT THE LACK OF A COMMA WOULD GROUP JENSEN AND MISHA AS ONE UNIT
HE KNEW
AND HE LET IT HAPPEN
this is too much???? like what are we even meant to do with this. an extreme amount of body language happens in these three gifs for me to deal with all at once AND YET… HERE WE GO
AND OH MY GOD all this happened in less than 10 seconds I’M GOING TO FUck I NG IMplODE
10. ALSO I MISSED THAT THEY MADE SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT IN THE SECOND GIF
they c o m m u n i c a t e d
Related to #10: In the second gif, Jared is looking at Misha and then he looks at Jensen. THEN we have the third gif where he makes the joke, covers Jensen’s crotch, etc. While he was looking directly at Misha’s face - nay, is trying to catch Misha’s eye and determine the best course of action here - he sees something in his expression that makes him turn his head and look at the idiot on his left.
Jared didn’t react to the question, or to Jensen’s laughter, until he noticed the eye contact (communication) between Misha and Jensen.
but yeah to quote suvi: #dont ever forget that this happened
so they make eye contact and they’re immediately like *FUMBLES WITH SELF* what I’m guessing is that they both simultaneously started blushing I’d understand these gestures better if I knew what was being said at the time but I DON’T WANNA WATCH THE WHOLE THING RIGHT NOW sghdhdhj Misha’s like “don’t say a thing” and Jensen’s either preening or trying to block out whatever’s being said and/or his ears got really hot because of a blush but Misha’s gesture though. anyone remember that fake orgasm at jibcon and then he was like *wipes mouth/chin with hand* then Misha’s like THINKING POSE with his hand on his chin then preparatory hand-locking all bold and soldier-going-into-battle like and they’re also mirroring each other in the second gif with the hand-raise or at least Misha mirrors Jensen since Jensen moves first oh boy. human brains are so fantastic. why do people have so many little neurons that tell them to do certain things when they <3 someone these two are a mess and I cannot fucking wait to watch the whole panel soon and cry about all the gifs * Cockles my Cockles meta body language comic con Misha Collins Jensen Ackles mirroring
sorry I had to add @almaasi ‘s tags because perfection
ALSO EARS HAVE ERECTILE TISSUE SO JENSEN'S BASICALLY STROKING HIS EAR BONER
JENSEN “MISHA IS OUR FRIEND. HE’S THE BEST. HE’S ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO US AND THE WORLD DESERVES MORE OF MISHA” ACKLES
AKA JENSEN “MISHA!GIRL” ACKLES
Jensen&Misha + interviews.
this is too much???? like what are we even meant to do with this. an extreme amount of body language happens in these three gifs for me to deal with all at once AND YET… HERE WE GO
AND OH MY GOD all this happened in less than 10 seconds I’M GOING TO FUck I NG IMplODE
10. ALSO I MISSED THAT THEY MADE SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT IN THE SECOND GIF
they c o m m u n i c a t e d
