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Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

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Elmie. 31, they/them, Aotearoa New Zealand. Words-witch and illustrator of soft queer fiction.
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Are there any official photos of Aziraphale wearing his hat in 40s London? He only wears it a few secs in epi 3, I was hoping there was a pic.

Hiya, no, I’m afraid I don’t know about any official photos :(.

I tried to take a screenshot at least :) :

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OH

THE LIGHT

THE LIGHT ON THAT FIRST SCREENSHOT

IT LOOKS LIKE HIS WINGS

excuse my lack of drawing skills

STOP NOTICING THINGS FUCK I CANT TAKE IT

JESUS CHRIST! This goes perfectly with the burning wings after the church is destroyed!!

the light wings were a reminder of Aziraphale’s angelicness right before we see him fall  for Crowley

I CAN’T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS SHOW ANYMORE!!!

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nubbsgalore

“the wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things.”

the clouded leopard is the most ancient type of cat alive today, with all other living cats sharing their genetic blue print. it is from them that today’s species of cats inherited their razor sharp canines, heightened senses, extreme agility and climbing skills. but they are now so rare that little is known about them, including just how many are left in the wild. 

what we do know is than that they continue to live high in tree tops like their ancient cat ancestors, using their long tails for balance. and that they, like all cats, are one of the few animals who lack a fear of heights. but unlike a typical house cat that can get stuck up in a tree, the clouded leopard can rotate its paws to climb down head first. (video

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Maybe I’m biased because I make my own clothes, but skirts are better than trousers because you can put bigger pockets in skirts. With trousers, you’re limited to the size of your leg but with skirts you can just fill it up and people will just assume you’re wearing a petticoat until they hear the crunch of the Dorito bags.

Just once I’d like the see an historical heroine be asked if it bothers her that she has to wear skirts and have say, “Not really. I couldn’t fit this in a waistcoat.” and just pull out a loaf of bread or something and start eating it right in front of the baffled male lead.

It would work great in the 1700s with those removable pockets, you could fit a couple of Italian loaves in there.

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POCKETS ALL

Why were these taken from us

Short answer: sexist politics. 

Long answer:

One way to look at the transfiguration of women’s tied-on, capacious pockets of the mid-eighteenth century into the early nineteenth century’s tiny, hand-held reticule is to consider that this transformation occurred as the French Revolution, a time that violently challenged established notions of property, privacy, and propriety. Women’s pockets were private spaces they carried into the public with increasing freedom, and during a revolutionary time, this freedom was very, very frightening. The less women could carry, the less freedom they had. Take away pockets happily hidden under garments, and you limit women’s ability to navigate public spaces, to carry seditious (or merely amorous) writing, or to travel unaccompanied.

The whole article is FASCINATING–and it points out that pockets have been an aspect of feminism from the beginning.

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Cas being unsure of what to get Dean for their first Christmas so he goes to Sam for ideas.  

Sam suggests (jokingly) those coupons for favors and Cas thinks this is a great idea so he grabs some paper and markers and he gets to work.  

So on Christmas, Cas buys Dean a watch and some other things, but he waits till much later to give Dean his other gift, a small packet of coupons he designed on index cards.  

And Dean is confused at first, but then he opens up the packet and his eyes almost pop out of their sockets when he sees what’s written on the cards:

  • one free lap dance
  • one free blow job (where ever, when ever)
  • impala sex 
  • one hand job under the table 
  • one shower blow job 
  • one home made pie 
  • infinite kisses 
  • a massage 
  • one cowboy themed sex session (only one dean, I swear to god, you’re so lucky it’s christmas). 

Dean is so amused and Cas is just huffing at him.  

“So, can I use these…like…now?” Dean asks. 

Cas squints at him.  ”I suppose so.”

Dean scrutinizes the cards for a moment and then he pulls one out and hands it over to Cas. 

Cas sighs and then nods. 

(I’m not telling you which one Dean chose.)

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almaasi

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drsilverfish

If Crowley does think Dean is dead, this “road-trip” takes on a whole other tenor. 

Sure, Crowley could use some angel power to help him thwart Lucifer and keep his throne.

But Crowley is also, in his twisted way, perhaps trying to share his grief with someone he knows will be as deeply affected by Dean’s death as he is.

Because Crowley has known how Cas feels about Dean since the infamous raking leaves incident in S6,  since “The stench of that impala is all over your over-coat, angel” (6x20)

He may also believe that the grieving angel is on the same kind of a suicide mission he is.

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babymisha15

Castiel of course didn’t bother to inform him that dean is alive…

Castiel is also in a really sour mood all the time so Crowley’s assumption would be founded.

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Anonymous asked:

What are your set in stone bidean headcanons?

  • never ever told John
  • had sex w/ men for money in his teens/early 20s (has never and will never tell a soul)
  • (Castiel probably knows but has enough sense not to bring it up)
  • started sleeping w/ dudes purely for pleasure when Sam went to Stanford and John let him off on his own – it happened INCREDIBLY RARELY and he managed to somehow excuse it every single time i.e. I was drunk/handjobs don’t even count it’s just like it’s your own dick/it’s the same as letting a girl suck you off/everyone experiments sometimes/that guy was REALLY HOT, he was an EXCEPTION, etc. etc. 
  • stopped sleeping w/ dudes when Sam came back and they started focusing on finding John/the YED because ignoring/repressing that part of himself was easier than lying to Sam or coming up w/ excuses – the thought of actually telling Sam about it never really occurred to him, because the idea that it was A Part Of Him rather than something he just did sometimes never really occurred to him
  • the older he got the more he started to realise that being attracted to men was something that wasn’t going away and, post-Purgatory, it’s not something he particularly wants to go away anymore (he actually starts getting giddy about little flirtations with dudes and sometimes gets lost in little sex daydreams about the guy behind the motel reception desk or whatever) (and Aaron) 
  • speaking of: he 100% had sex w/ Benny in Purgatory
  • he’s never used the word “bisexual” to describe himself (or possibly at all – it may have never actually passed his lips, like it would get stuck in his throat no matter the context) 
  • (Sam has definitely said it without incident)
  • will probably never ~come out~ to anyone, it’s just Understood And Aggressively Not Discussed 
  • Sam eventually wears him down enough to discuss it briefly, but not in any great depth – Sam’s all watery and liberal about it and Dean just kind of yells his acknowledgement then angrily gets a beer and goes to his room for 24 hours
  • Charlie sometimes casually mentions it in passing or includes him in the greater ‘We’ and he never outright objects but he does get butterflies and feel jittery about the fact that he never outright objects
  • (Cas knows because of the whole ‘I stitched your body back together/can see your soul/have read your mind’ thing but he doesn’t bring it up, Bobby knew because what do you think he is, stupid? but he didn’t bring it up because what do you think he is, stupid? and Jodi knows because she’s Jodi but doesn’t bring it up because Mom Senses)
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My headcanon is that Dean was pretty much in the category of “Men who have sex with men” before meeting Charlie, and it was Charlie (and Frank, who 100% thought Dean was gay and bantered with him on the topic) that made him think about his sexual identity and orientation for the first time. It wasn’t until Bitten, though, that he came okay with who he is, sexually.

I CAN GET ON BOARD W/ THIS! why “Bitten” though, out of interest?

YES THIS. Uh, except for the Benny one. I can’t really see Benny poaching and I don’t see how he wouldn’t have figured out how Dean felt about Cas Real Damn Quick. (I have fidelity issues.) But otherwise, holy crap yes. Especially Bobby. *G*

I also don’t think Dean and Benny ever had sex, but Benny definitely pegged Dean as a gay dude within seconds of meeting him, because he’s using ye olde sailor gay slang terms on him and later on Castiel.

Oho, could you elaborate?

Why by all means! “Aunt” and “angel” are old slang terms, and angel was particularly used among sailors, so when Dean was going around monster land looking for “his angel”…

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