Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

Where’s Dean? | Shaving People Punting Things

Bonus

u two need to tone it right down. assholes.

#I wonder how often Jensen thinks about having Misha’s dick in his ass#no seriously#why say Misha’s big? I don’t know many guys but surely most guys would imply another guy is small to inflate their own ego?#the way I see this - Jensen’s either completely aware of Misha’s size (erect or flaccid) or otherwise he’s saying it just to flatter him#and yet he says it silently#and Misha doesn’t even see#so for whose benefit is the comment “it’s so big”?? Jared? the camera?#or is it just Jensen’s awareness of it and him /thinking/ about having it in him and it being big?#and mouthing those words silently because “Oh My God Imagine If He Was Really Inside Me WOW THAT WOULD HURT”#oooorrrrrr… maybe he intended Misha to see him mouth “it’s so big”#in which case - conclusion: FLIRTING#thank you Lieutenant Obvious you get a promotion (x)

in addition to my tagging splurge up there, I have further insights I wish to share, invoked by this:

#I… #I just found out what aloha cowboy actually means #I mean #I assumed it was some sort of gay thing #but i didn’t actually KNOW #and now I do… #and i just… yep (via @doieverforgetthepie​)

this definition was obviously added to urbandictionary by Cockles trash (note the date of submission, the username, the exact word-for-word quote, and the all-round too-good-to-be-trueness of it all), BUT STILL, WOW. very Cockles, much nghnhnhn

while we’re on the subject of this grossness, my sister mentioned something to me a while back, after she watched the disaster movie 2012 and saw this exchange

ahahah it’s funny right

because Russians have big planes penises

for the sake of argument, let’s assume that Jensen saw that movie, and could perhaps associate being Russian with… having a large… plane…

“DMITRI! BRING IT OUT!” + OMG DAT ACCENT!!! + “I WOULD LOVE TO GO [TO RUSSIA] WITH MISHA AND JUST WATCH HIM SINK, JUST SHRIVEL, TO, LIKE, OH, THE MOTHERLAND, I AM NOT WORTHY” + “DMITRI DMITRI DMITRI” + “MISHKA”

(Jensen, seriously, your Russian!Misha kink is showing)

and imagine, just for a second, that Jensen said “It’s so big!!!” hoping that Misha might respond in a thick India-Russian accent… “It’s Russian. [suggestive noise]”

AGAIN, IN CONCLUSION: F L I R T I N G.

reality vs. expectations ↳ just relax

you ever think about how we now have gifs of cockles and deancas slow dancing and nothing can take that away from us

misha + s14 gag reel 

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Wait can we appreciate how in character this is,,,, Jensen has Dean’s straight face like “Fine, I’ll dance” and Misha looks so damn PLEASED with himself he got him to do it

#ARE THEY JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION WHILE MISHA IS ON THE FLOOR AND JENSEN IS KNEELING OVER HIM #BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

I think you meant to say WHILE MISHA SPRAWLS BETWEEN JENSEN’S THIGHS or something like that

HE IS INDEED SPRAWLING

HE’S TOTALLY RELAXED

HE’D PROBABLY TAKE A NAP WHILE JENSEN’S SITTING ON HIM LET’S BE HONEST

Also Jensen is petting his belly. That’s very relaxing, you know.

…Are we currently bearing witness to Jensen giving Misha a belly rub?? We all knew Misha was a kitten but now it seems like Jensen is Chief Tummy Tickles.

@almaasi

x

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Season 11 Gag Reel